Anyone watch that show Newlyweds about jessica simpson?
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I haven't watched it, but I have sure heard alot. Most of my friends give them two a couple of years, max.
in her defense, I'm sure MTV sat there with thousands of hours of tape, picked an angle, and edited together a masterpiece. Just imagine what they would do to your life.
in her defense, I'm sure MTV sat there with thousands of hours of tape, picked an angle, and edited together a masterpiece. Just imagine what they would do to your life.
Did you hear about her buffalo wing incident?
Where she thought they were made from buffalos.
She must give great head.
It doesn't really work that way. It's not like splicing a bunch of words from someone to make them say something they didn't. The editors only have the materials they are given and can only cut it so many ways.
I have no doubts that she's actually that stupid.
Where she thought they were made from buffalos.
She must give great head.
It doesn't really work that way. It's not like splicing a bunch of words from someone to make them say something they didn't. The editors only have the materials they are given and can only cut it so many ways.
I have no doubts that she's actually that stupid.
yeah that whole buffalo wing incident was so funny....like you said she must be a fox in the sack otherwise i feel sorry for him...her hubbs
She'll be at a local radio station's "19th Birthday Party Bash" later this week along with Nick Lahey.
Tickets are free, I believe. Hmmm...naaahhh
Tickets are free, I believe. Hmmm...naaahhh
Even worse, she said she wouldn't eat buffalo wings the other day because she doesn't eat buffalo.
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Even worse, she said she wouldn't eat buffalo wings the other day because she doesn't eat buffalo.
I should start watching this show.
What other foods can she mix up...
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Even worse, she said she wouldn't eat buffalo wings the other day because she doesn't eat buffalo.
Whats wrong with that? Everyone knows the wings of buffalos are far too tough to eat!
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They were standing in the kitchen one episode and she was complaining of being sick (pointing to her chest) saying that it hurt. She asked Nick what he thought it meant and he responded:
"I think it means you shouldn't talk for 1.5 days."
"I think it means you shouldn't talk for 1.5 days."
Originally posted by: djs1w
They were standing in the kitchen one episode and she was complaining of being sick (pointing to her chest) saying that it hurt. She asked Nick what he thought it meant and he responded:
"I think it means you shouldn't talk for 1.5 days."
hahaha
That's fantastic.
My sister had a friend that ditzy. I swear it was on purpose... nobody can be that ditzy for real. If she was faking, she was good, couldn't get her to slip up and act smart. She graduated from UF... so I still can't say for sure I was right about her acting.
She used to sneeze, hold it in sorta, and let it out as a highpitched squeal... I hated that.
She used to sneeze, hold it in sorta, and let it out as a highpitched squeal... I hated that.
Yes, i've seen the show a few times. She is quite ditsy (sp?) and seems like a high maintenance chick. They seem to have very different personalities from what i can see.
She is more of the blonde, ditsy, jealous, high-maintenance type.
Hei s more of the jock, parties a lot, not jealous, player type.
She is more of the blonde, ditsy, jealous, high-maintenance type.
Hei s more of the jock, parties a lot, not jealous, player type.
She bought like 2 bra's and 2 panties for like
$700 ...
Called Nick and was like, "I didn't look at the price tag"
..
HA HA..
$700 ...
Called Nick and was like, "I didn't look at the price tag"
..
HA HA..
haha i saw that. then the episode they showed after that was some kinda relative's wedding...after they were done partying jessica wakes up with a hangover and joked about having to go "drop some kids in the pool" that just totally turned me off to her. i cant even see her without thinking of her taking a dump.
Bwahahahahaha! Methinks you should develop an interest in scat. She might be more appealing to you that way...
I have been meaning to watch this show, just to see how stupid she is... but I don't think they should it on Canadian TV... damnit...
That's exactly what my friend and I thought too...and to top it off her sh1ts smell really bad too...
I hope you guys realize everyone takes a sh!t. Even those dream girls of yours take sh!ts. Get over it.
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