Originally posted by: fastz28
Like: everything...except:
Dislike: people keep moving here. :|
THE ULTIMATE AUSTIN JOKE
Three guys in a bar: an Aggie, a guy from California and a guy from Austin.
They drink and get a little rowdy. Suddenly, completely without warning,
the Aggie grabs a bottle of tequila, unscrews the top, takes a good swig, and
throws the bottle in the air. He then jerks a Colt 45 pistol out of his
pocket and shoots the bottle, spraying tequila all over everything and everybody.
The patrons at the bar shout, "Hey bud, why'd you waste that tequila?"
The Aggie says "Heck, it's just tequila, us Aggies go across the
border all the time and get all the tequila we want."
Not to be out done, the Californian whips out a corkscrew and uncorks a
bottle of wine. He pours a little bit into a glass, swirls it in the glass,
sniffs, comments on the tart insolence of its bouquet, sips, tosses the
bottle in the air, nicks it with a round from a silly little chrome plated
pistol, and showers a couple of patrons at the bar with wine.
The patrons, upset by the casual waste and general lack of concern for their
safety, express their displeasure and astonishment, to which the
Californian replies, "Well, I'm from the Napa Valley, and we have more than enough wine
where I come from."
The Austinite, a quiet observer to this point, touches the crystal hanging
from his neck, checks out his tattoo, flips back his ponytail, puts down
his guitar, and asks the bartender for a Shiner. He pops the top off the bottle
of Shiner beer, hammers it back, throws the empty bottle into the air, pulls
the 9mm Beretta, takes careful aim, shoots both the Californian and the
Aggie, and catches the falling bottle.
The patrons scream in utter disbelief, "Why did you do that!?!"
The Austinite replies, "I'm from Austin We've already got too many Aggies
and WAY too many Californians, but glass bottles, now, those can be recycled!"
Originally posted by: Renob
why are you moving here? are you from texas
Yes the wife and I are moving in Jan 2003 from overpriced Bay Area.![]()
Well he's moving from the Bay Area so he should feel right at homeUnending property tax increases. Shallow, superficial personalities and character of many yuppie knuckleheads who relocate here leaves much to be desired. As NightFlyerGTI indicates, there are liberals everywhere. Cost of living will be a factor if you don't land a decent job. Working fast food or retail won't cut it.
Well that will be different for him. He's moving from the best climate in the worldThe heat during the summer can bother some people
yeah what the hell's up with that? it never broke 100! the other day it was in the lower 70s and i had the window open for the cat... hell must be freezing over...his summer was an exception.
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Well he's moving from the Bay Area so he should feel right at homeUnending property tax increases. Shallow, superficial personalities and character of many yuppie knuckleheads who relocate here leaves much to be desired. As NightFlyerGTI indicates, there are liberals everywhere. Cost of living will be a factor if you don't land a decent job. Working fast food or retail won't cut it.
Well that will be different for him. He's moving from the best climate in the worldThe heat during the summer can bother some people
Wasn't it Mark Twain who said "The Coldest Winter I ever Spent was a Summer in San Francisco"? Fortunately the greater SF Bay Area enjoys the most comfortable climate inthe USA if not the world. If there is one thing I can't stand is heat and humidity.Having to constantly wipe the sweat from your brow is miserable. I would prefer it to rain 365 days than have to endure sticky heatmy mother won't move back to san fran, she wants a place with "seasons."
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Wasn't it Mark Twain who said "The Coldest Winter I ever Spent was a Summer in San Francisco"? Fortunately the greater SF Bay Area enjoys the most comfortable climate inthe USA if not the world. If there is one thing I can't stand is heat and humidity.Having to constantly wipe the sweat from your brow is miserable. I would prefer it to rain 365 days than have to endure sticky heatmy mother won't move back to san fran, she wants a place with "seasons."
they were conservative democrats. ever heard of the solid south? those people weren't your north east new york and massachusetts democrats.
Ha, those are Sociolists just portraying themselves as Democrats.those people weren't your north east new york and massachusetts democrats.
Those are called Blue Dog Democrats. BTW, Gary Condit is a Blue Dog Democrat.they were conservative democrats
If I were in Austin I'd try to remember the Alamo.If I were in Austin I'd try to hear a Trish Murphy performance.