Anyone here a midget?

[I Saw OJ]

Wait, are we talking about shrunken people midgets or big butt midgets?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
I think I qualify, so I voted yes. I'm 6'2", but I have friends that are taller than me and make me feel short.

Same here, sorta. I'm 6'0", but I feel really short around my friends.

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
We prefer the term little people, I ring in at 4'5" . Sucks ass.

At least we don't have to bend or kneel to do it.

 

[z0mb13]

Only from the waist down!


oh wait

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
little people

Matt Roloff is going to kick your butt

I met Mr. Roloff once.

I delivered a case of Thomas Kemper rootbeer to him when I was doing the courier job in Portland.

Nice guy.

 

[aesthetics]

I'm 5'2" does that count?

Hahah.

 

[Twista]

Im 6'1" and my GF is 4'9" strange looks.

 

[Asparagus]

I'm female and am 5'5". I'm definitely on the smaller side, but not a "little person".

 

[BurnItDwn]

I am 6'2" which makes me non-midget. However, I am built like a giant dwarf.

 

[oddyager]

I'm actually 4'8" but years of heckling forced me to travel to South Asia in search of the mysterious Dhalsim. Pardon the cartoonish rendering as he does not like to be photographed. Anyway, he taught me how to stretch my various appendages and body to greater lengths and after years of study, I am now a 5'10" person! Oh various ladies enjoy my newfound abilities, too.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Do you consider Oompa Loompas midgets?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
I am 6'2" which makes me non-midget. However, I am built like a giant dwarf.

big head and little wiener?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Do you consider Oompa Loompas midgets?

if you did then when you wake up you'd never do it again.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I used to be but, I got better. Well, taller anyways.

 

[yours truly]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

big head and little wiener?

thats the story of my life

big head, big mouth, big nose, big ears, big arse, big belly - small dick

 

[JulesMaximus]

Awesome! We're up to 49 midgets now. :laugh::thumbsup: