Anyone here a midget?

[moshquerade]

oldie but goodie

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

 

[rudeguy]

I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

like... sexxoring midgets or punting them?

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

Do you have a collection of :camera:s?

 

[rudeguy]

I have a picture of 2 midget chicks spanking each other on my myspace page. Not in the pics...on my profile.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I have a picture of 2 midget chicks spanking each other on my myspace page. Not in the pics...on my profile.

Oh. Oh, dear.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
My girlfriend would legally be considered a midget I guess. She's 4'10"... And I'm 6'0". Ain't a bad matchup.

Does she have a flat head though?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Wow, so 23% of ATOT are midgets...

I'll add that to the other statistics I'm collecting on this place. :laugh:

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I have a picture of 2 midget chicks spanking each other on my myspace page. Not in the pics...on my profile.

Oh. Oh, dear.

I guess its more of an ass grab

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

like... sexxoring midgets or punting them?

Can't you do both?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

like... sexxoring midgets or punting them?

Can't you do both?

not simultaneously

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

like... sexxoring midgets or punting them?

Can't you do both?

not simultaneously

why not? they are small enough, just use the skinny ones.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

like... sexxoring midgets or punting them?

Can't you do both?

Donkey punch?

 

[ScottyB]

They're called "little limbs." Get it straight.

 

[kstu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3sH5J4cxs

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

like... sexxoring midgets or punting them?

Can't you do both?

Donkey punch?

<Emeril>BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I seriously have a midget obsession.

Its not healthy.

like... sexxoring midgets or punting them?

Can't you do both?

not simultaneously

why not? they are small enough, just use the skinny ones.

I'll take your word for it. :evil:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: kstu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3sH5J4cxs

It's a hard knock life...

 

[manowar821]

lol, we have 14 small people here so far.

 

[D1gger]

Just a mental midget.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: D1gger
Just a mental midget.

Same, so I voted yes.

KT

 

[TallBill]

6'6"

 

[MetalMat]

We prefer the term little people, I ring in at 4'5" . Sucks ass.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: rise

Originally posted by: pontifex
is alternator sized a midget?

oh, and they prefer to be called dwarfs.

it's "little people"...

It's "man ponies"...

And what the hell is with the poll? "No, I am of not a midget"? That's not English dammit.

 

[DaveSimmons]

"I am Spartacus!"

I'll stand with the little people!


(It makes me look even taller at 6'0" )