Anyone have a "dirty old man" as a father?

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: irishScott
I wish. Then I wouldn't have to worry about a puritanical lecture if my dad saw some of my bookmarks. Seriously, started looking at porn in 6th grade, he sees the internet history (which I didn't even know existed at the time), which was softcore stuff, and procedes to give me a lecture about how there are probably guys behind the camera with guns making the women do that. I puzzled over that for about 3 days before deciding that it was bullshit.

Then I began deleting the internet history, which led to a cat-and-mouse cycle of escalation which ironically taught me the basics of internet security. 😛

For the record I have my own computer now (I'm 21), but when I'm home I have to lock it whenever I leave my room to prevent my dad from snooping.

Paranoid much?

My dad? Yeah. I've caught him snooping on my laptop multiple times. We also had an argument when I got the laptop about whether he should know my password or not. Same story a few years ago when I switched my email, and about two years ago when I established my own bank accounts. Guy's a control freak.

Wow that's sad. You should hire an escort for a few days and just walk around with her dressed in skimpy lingerie. Not for sex just to drive your dad nuts trying to catch you doing something really inappropriate and having a stroke every time he can't find anything. Just play it 1000% normal like theres absolutely nothing different from your normal day to day routine.

If only I had the money. 😛

 

[OverVolt]

It's like, once your married, all these hot single women pop out of nowhere that you never noticed before.

 

[Koing]

Your dad appreciating the female form doesn't make him a 'dirty old man' it makes him an art lover 😀

Koing

 

[alkemyst]

my money is on he realized the DNA combo between your mother and him didn't leave him too happy...he is looking for a better match.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
my money is on he realized the DNA combo between your mother and him didn't leave him too happy...he is looking for a better match.

You're a real people person aren't you.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: alkemyst
my money is on he realized the DNA combo between your mother and him didn't leave him too happy...he is looking for a better match.

You're a real people person aren't you.

well yes I am, but there are many people that just don't get it and should not be allowed to thin out our gene pool.

Personally I am all for going door to door requiring legal proof of at least enough LEGAL ncome to be above the poverty line. If one is not give them a ticket to anywhere but the USA...they leave NOW. This would clean up our country overnight of most crime and welfare drainers.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: alkemyst
my money is on he realized the DNA combo between your mother and him didn't leave him too happy...he is looking for a better match.

You're a real people person aren't you.

well yes I am, but there are many people that just don't get it and should not be allowed to thin out our gene pool.

Personally I am all for going door to door requiring legal proof of at least enough LEGAL ncome to be above the poverty line. If one is not give them a ticket to anywhere but the USA...they leave NOW. This would clean up our country overnight of most crime and welfare drainers.

Lol. There there my little alki did big bad socialism hurt my little baby boy?

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
My father is a REALLY kind and gental guy. Too much so really. But funny thing is he's always looking at teh ladies. Pointing out hot women on the street and the like. I'm sure he watches porno to some extent. He's no stalker or anything though. Like I said he's otherwise the kindest man I've ever known. Lol.

Yes yes I know it's just a sign of a normal guy. My point is that most from his generation, and many from ours, would try to hide this aspect of themselves in front of family.

i dont hide it, i get busted all the time


pretty women like to be admired ..... wether they like it or not

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: alkemyst
my money is on he realized the DNA combo between your mother and him didn't leave him too happy...he is looking for a better match.

You're a real people person aren't you.

well yes I am, but there are many people that just don't get it and should not be allowed to thin out our gene pool.

Personally I am all for going door to door requiring legal proof of at least enough LEGAL ncome to be above the poverty line. If one is not give them a ticket to anywhere but the USA...they leave NOW. This would clean up our country overnight of most crime and welfare drainers.

Lol. There there my little alki did big bad socialism hurt my little baby boy?

lol is right...better stay with the nerd herd and let Mr. Badass welfare dude next door rob you. He may *know* if you report him.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

My father in law is quite possibly one of the "dirtiest old men" alive