Anyone have a "dirty old man" as a father?

[Locut0s]

My father is a REALLY kind and gental guy. Too much so really. But funny thing is he's always looking at teh ladies. Pointing out hot women on the street and the like. I'm sure he watches porno to some extent. He's no stalker or anything though. Like I said he's otherwise the kindest man I've ever known. Lol.

Yes yes I know it's just a sign of a normal guy. My point is that most from his generation, and many from ours, would try to hide this aspect of themselves in front of family.

 

[paulney]

Sounds like a normal man

 

[OCGuy]

Good for him. It is never too late to appreciate some fine ass.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: paulney
Sounds like a normal man

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: paulney
Sounds like a normal man

Of course. But then a hell of a lot from his generation, and ours, would try to hide that aspect of themselves form their families.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: paulney
Sounds like a normal man

Yea I don't see what's wrong with that. How old are you OP???

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: paulney
Sounds like a normal man

Yea I don't see what's wrong with that. How old are you OP???

I'm not at all surprised or anything like I said I know it's normal. I don't know for some reason I just find it a little amusing. He's 62 BTW I'm 27. I've even had him show me some naked pics, not hardcore, of girls he came across on the web that he was emailing to a friend.

 

[her209]

I think your dad is trying to tell you something.

😛

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: her209
I think your dad is trying to tell you something.

😛

He wants a threesome with op and some random woman?

Hot!!

 

[BoomerD]

Topic Title: Anyone have a "dirty old man" as a father?

My kids certainly do...😛

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: her209
I think your dad is trying to tell you something.

😛

He wants a threesome with op and some random woman?

Hot!!

Sure that's not your fantasy? 😉

 

[irishScott]

I wish. Then I wouldn't have to worry about a puritanical lecture if my dad saw some of my bookmarks. Seriously, started looking at porn in 6th grade, he sees the internet history (which I didn't even know existed at the time), which was softcore stuff, and procedes to give me a lecture about how there are probably guys behind the camera with guns making the women do that. I puzzled over that for about 3 days before deciding that it was bullshit.

Then I began deleting the internet history, which led to a cat-and-mouse cycle of escalation which ironically taught me the basics of internet security. 😛

For the record I have my own computer now (I'm 21), but when I'm home I have to lock it whenever I leave my room to prevent my dad from snooping.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: irishScott
I wish. Then I wouldn't have to worry about a puritanical lecture if my dad saw some of my bookmarks. Seriously, started looking at porn in 6th grade, he sees the internet history (which I didn't even know existed at the time), which was softcore stuff, and procedes to give me a lecture about how there are probably guys behind the camera with guns making the women do that. I puzzled over that for about 3 days before deciding that it was bullshit.

Then I began deleting the internet history, which led to a cat-and-mouse cycle of escalation which ironically taught me the basics of internet security. 😛

For the record I have my own computer now (I'm 21), but when I'm home I have to lock it whenever I leave my room to prevent my dad from snooping.

Paranoid much?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Ask FBB

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Ask FBB

I vaguely remember he mentioned something about his father and porno right?

Linky?

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: OCguy
Good for him. It is never too late to appreciate some fine ass.

this

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: irishScott
I wish. Then I wouldn't have to worry about a puritanical lecture if my dad saw some of my bookmarks. Seriously, started looking at porn in 6th grade, he sees the internet history (which I didn't even know existed at the time), which was softcore stuff, and procedes to give me a lecture about how there are probably guys behind the camera with guns making the women do that. I puzzled over that for about 3 days before deciding that it was bullshit.

Then I began deleting the internet history, which led to a cat-and-mouse cycle of escalation which ironically taught me the basics of internet security. 😛

For the record I have my own computer now (I'm 21), but when I'm home I have to lock it whenever I leave my room to prevent my dad from snooping.

Paranoid much?

My dad? Yeah. I've caught him snooping on my laptop multiple times. We also had an argument when I got the laptop about whether he should know my password or not. Same story a few years ago when I switched my email, and about two years ago when I established my own bank accounts. Guy's a control freak.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Ask FBB

I vaguely remember he mentioned something about his father and porno right?

Linky?

You sure you're not thinking of the guy who found pics of his father with another naked lady in his basement?

 

[Alone]

Mine does the same. He's a dude too.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Ask FBB

I vaguely remember he mentioned something about his father and porno right?

Linky?

You sure you're not thinking of the guy who found pics of his father with another naked lady in his basement?

No I remember that thread. I thought I remember something about FBB but maybe not. That's why I was asking for a link. Or do you just mean FBB is just weird that way 😉

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: irishScott
I wish. Then I wouldn't have to worry about a puritanical lecture if my dad saw some of my bookmarks. Seriously, started looking at porn in 6th grade, he sees the internet history (which I didn't even know existed at the time), which was softcore stuff, and procedes to give me a lecture about how there are probably guys behind the camera with guns making the women do that. I puzzled over that for about 3 days before deciding that it was bullshit.

Then I began deleting the internet history, which led to a cat-and-mouse cycle of escalation which ironically taught me the basics of internet security. 😛

For the record I have my own computer now (I'm 21), but when I'm home I have to lock it whenever I leave my room to prevent my dad from snooping.

Paranoid much?

My dad? Yeah. I've caught him snooping on my laptop multiple times. We also had an argument when I got the laptop about whether he should know my password or not. Same story a few years ago when I switched my email, and about two years ago when I established my own bank accounts. Guy's a control freak.

Wow that's sad. You should hire an escort for a few days and just walk around with her dressed in skimpy lingerie. Not for sex just to drive your dad nuts trying to catch you doing something really inappropriate and having a stroke every time he can't find anything. Just play it 1000% normal like theres absolutely nothing different from your normal day to day routine.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Ask FBB

I vaguely remember he mentioned something about his father and porno right?

Linky?

You sure you're not thinking of the guy who found pics of his father with another naked lady in his basement?

No I remember that thread. I thought I remember something about FBB but maybe not. That's why I was asking for a link. Or do you just mean FBB is just weird that way 😉

I think the thread is in L&R.

 

[nageov3t]

nah, that would require expressing some type of emotion, which my dad doesn't really "do".

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Ask FBB

I vaguely remember he mentioned something about his father and porno right?

Linky?

You sure you're not thinking of the guy who found pics of his father with another naked lady in his basement?

No I remember that thread. I thought I remember something about FBB but maybe not. That's why I was asking for a link. Or do you just mean FBB is just weird that way 😉

I think the thread is in L&R.

:laugh:

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: OCguy
Good for him. It is never too late to appreciate a fine rack.

T, FTFY!😉