I get little tiny ones every once in a while, I think they're cool.
Subjective Data: Spots, floaters
Description: Patient describes seeing spots, "spiderwebs," "curtain," or floaters within the field of vision
Possible etiology and significance: Most common cause is vitreous liquefaction (benign phenomenon); other possible causes include hemorrhage into vitreous humor, retinal holes or tears
I've had floaters all my life....
IN THE TOILET
You went to the opto for a floater? They're so common they even made it to a family guy episode.