Anyone else get claustrophobic in bathrooms?

[schneiderguy]

I have to wait until everyone is gone so I can poop with the door open 🙁

 

[TheSpy007]

What if someone walks in? Awkward..

 

[schneiderguy]

What if someone walks in? Awkward..

Then they get to see my large penis :thumbsup:

 

[Nintendesert]

You're a freak.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Oh man, more fun with the tag search!

 

[amdhunter]

It's only me and my dog and I still close the door because he likes to look at me when I poop.

 

[OCGuy]

It's only me and my dog and I still close the door because he likes to look at me when I poop.

You probably watch him poop all the time.....it is only fair.

 

[Perknose]

Then they get to see my large penis :thumbsup:

In your curiously calloused hand? 😱

 

[OCGuy]

Then they get to see my large penis :thumbsup:

Do you stuff it in the bowl or drape it over the seat?

 

[Newbian]

It probably depends on how large a poop you make.

 

[Zebo]

Um no.. Try wrestling with 200+ lbs sweaty men raking your face on the mat while squeezing all the breath out of you. Ahh good ole days..😛

<<<Not gay

 

[schneiderguy]

Do you stuff it in the bowl or drape it over the seat?

Stuff

 

[OCGuy]

Um no.. Try wrestling with 200 lbs sweaty men raking your face on the mat while squeezing all the breath out of you. Ahh good ole days..😛

Did you used to be in BBM bondage movies or something?

 

[OCGuy]

pics?

 

[Newbian]

Oh man, more fun with the tag search!

Win tag search is win. :biggrin:

 

[Platypus]

Stuff

then how can I see it when I bust in?

 

[schneiderguy]

then how can I see it when I bust in?

I usually stand up and thrust my pelvis in the direction of the bathroom intruder.

 

[OCGuy]

<3 Friday threads

 

[Newbian]

I usually stand up and thrust my pelvis in the direction of the bathroom intruder.

Won't you be charged with carrying a concealed weapon?

 

[Dirigible]

I usually stand up and thrust my pelvis in the direction of the bathroom intruder.

Let us know when you're next pooping, and where it is. I'll need to inspect the goods before I can decide if you've got what it takes to marry my daughter.





(My gayest post ever? Sadly, no. 🙁 )

 

[schneiderguy]

Won't you be charged with carrying a concealed weapon?

😱 Never thought of that, guess I should get my CCW permit D:

Let us know when you're next pooping, and where it is. I'll need to inspect the goods before I can decide if you've got what it takes to marry my daughter.

Tomorrow morning at around 8

 

[Platypus]

I usually stand up and thrust my pelvis in the direction of the bathroom intruder.

What if the intruder also has his sword drawn?

 

[Imp]

Just use the handicap stall. I refuse to use the "normal" sized shitters nowadays. So damn hard to squeeze in there without touching the toilet, and terribly uncomfortable trying to even just manoeuvre in there.

 

[Newbian]

What if the intruder also has his sword drawn?

Then the intruder lost as he brought a sword to a gun fight.

 

[KoolAidKid]

I read your title as catastrophic. I am now disappointed with the lack of hilarious explosive diarrhea stories.