Anyone else get claustrophobic in bathrooms?

[schneiderguy]

I read your title as catastrophic. I am now disappointed with the lack of hilarious explosive diarrhea stories.

One time I was driving home from my friends house. He had made brownies and I had eaten too many. Suddenly I had to shit really bad, so I pulled over at a Taco Bell to do my business.

Unfortunately for the Taco Bell employees my shit clogged their toilet. I tried to flush it but it started overflowing and my liquid poo was spilling out onto the floor

I ran out before anyone could discover the shit fountain that was formerly a toilet, and have never gone back to that Taco Bell since.

(srs)

 

[OCGuy]

One time I was driving home from my friends house. He had made brownies and I had eaten too many. Suddenly I had to shit really bad, so I pulled over at a Taco Bell to do my business.

Unfortunately for the Taco Bell employees my shit clogged their toilet. I tried to flush it but it started overflowing and my liquid poo was spilling out onto the floor

I ran out before anyone could discover the shit fountain that was formerly a toilet, and have never gone back to that Taco Bell since.

(srs)

Poetic justice for them serving that shitty food?

 

[Newbian]

Poetic justice for them serving that shitty food?

Sounded to me like his friend should had been on the receiving end of that shit storm then.