shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
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Also, I like Canoe. Not because its good, because my dad bought it for me in junior high to use for the formal. Still have it, cuz I never use it.
You're trying way too hard to be something you're not. Android phones aren't going to make you a man.![]()
Perhaps a modern shower would be great introduction to your hygiene. I recommend Lowes to start.
"Hi Karate" is excellent and is $350.00 a truckload. So who wears more cologne, Apple guys or Intel dudes, since we are on a computer forum talking about smell good?
The question is, with whom? Most of the people here in San Francisco *wink* uses iPhone. That should tell you something *wink*.Actually, iPhone users get laid more. Though, it doesn't make a difference what kind of phone Trident owns.
Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex
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The question is, with whom? Most of the people here in San Francisco *wink* uses iPhone. That should tell you something *wink*.
Are you getting fresh on me? But, seeing your SO, you'd probably wanna turn gay by now (not saying you're not already are).You *wink* saying you are coming out of the *wink* closet?
BUT, let's be honest, and ask if anybody is actually sexually attracted to cologne or perfume?
Colognes should be about how it smells on you, how it blends with your chemistry so that the person that's smelling you like it, and how YOU like smelling it on you. It's not about how much it cost, silly person.
Colognes are very personal, and they can't be "reviewed".
The question is, with whom? Most of the people here in San Francisco *wink* uses iPhone. That should tell you something *wink*.
Nah, Mrs. Sssnail and I both own Android phones, we're smarter than that. And, I'm willing to bet I've had more tails than you, even though you're probably twice as old as I am.Well, the survey was done thru OKCupid which I assume did their survey national. Let me guess, you own an iPhone and still can't get any?
Are you getting fresh on me? But, seeing your SO, you'd probably wanna turn gay by now (not saying you're not already are).
Yeah, low blow but, whatever.
Nah, Mrs. Sssnail and I both own Android phones, we're smarter than that. And, I'm willing to bet I've had more tails than you, even though you're probably twice as old as I am.
And, metrosexuals and busy bees tend to care about online surveys.
Nah, Mrs. Sssnail and I both own Android phones, we're smarter than that. And, I'm willing to bet I've had more tails than you, even though you're probably twice as old as I am.
And, metrosexuals and busy bees tend to care about online surveys.
rofl... we got alky here that cares way too much about trivial shits (you set yourself up to be owned over and over, stop it, I'm getting embarrassed for you man), and caveman with wit of a gnat (you wouldn't know sarcasm if it hits you on your forehead - think of my post quoting you, add a touch of sarcasm to it). Carry on.
Caveman, from your post you sound like an old hag (my guess was you're in your 60's, but I could be wrong, it's been known to happen before). Doesn't matter how old you are though, I still had more tails and that much I'm confident of. Yeah, I was that international playboy that you wish you could have been.![]()
You don't call it "tails" because all you've ever gotten was "tail", get it? But yeah, we all know of your ninja-like prowess with just about every aspects of life. Why do I even bother arguing with you? Seriously. I should bow down to your superiority from the on set of every posts you ever make. How does this forum ever contain your awesomeness?In all fairness, no one is assuming sarcasm from a nitwit...
Also I am hardly embarrassed by anything here. You do realize all the stuff that gets brought up is because I have provided it. I don't live under a rock and then make up the life I wish to portray online.
We all seriously doubt you have much experience at all with women, this is evident in your posts. You got laid finally, as able to be on your own and decided that was going to be a wife.
No one calls it 'tails', that's the first sign you are making it up. You chase 'tail', you get 'tail', you have gotten a lot of 'tail' in your day...those are the expressions if that's what you are using.
I don't know how many you really had but I have lost count and forgotten most of their names...I am sure CC is in about the same boat.
I own Creed Green Irish (as well as 5 other Creed colognes)
It's a great scent (I use it as my shit kicker scent) but not strong in the sense it'll linger there for over 5 hours (like the Jean Paul Gutier vanilla shit that stays on for days on end).
I'm a big fan of the Creed stuff b/c of their unique scents and potency (aside of the Green Irish). This is why this exclusive brand is popular with the celebrity crowd.
Try the Silver Mountain and Himalaya scents. Women will stick on you like velcro!