How was that relevant, yakko?  Did you start a prune diet at the same time or was that when you stopped being gay?  Hey, I'm just kidding.  Notice the D :   I mean : D I mean  
In order to reduce the gibberish tag I have decided to spoil my fun by translating occassional one of my ordinarily private (as in unnoticed) little nefcapades.  To be regular is to have bowel movements at a synchronistic manner.  It can also refer colloquially to being strait.  I leave you to figure out the application.  We always use emoticons to indicate, for example, humor when we are kidding.  The big grin is composed of a colon and the capital letter D and which, backwards, since we are after all refering to a function that takes place there on the backside, front to back, is D :, which when read sounds like how many an ethnic would pronounce 'the colon' , da colon or de colon.  
Man when I beat this gibberish charge, I'm gonna be in a deeper hole than before.