Any idea what's wrong with me?

Riverhound777

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I have had a persistant headache at the base of my skull for the past three days and its not going away... I have been taking IBs but it doesn't seem to be helping. I took four this morning and nothing. It hurts when I lean my head back or lay down. Any Ideas what it could be? Do I have a tumor or something?
 

conjur

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Been a car wreck lately?   (Try a chiropractor)
Sleeping on the sofa?   (Give it time)
Stress?   (Exercise, drink water and not caffeine)

Go see your general practitioner.
 

madthumbs

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Could be from bicycling, but your neck should become accustomed eventually. I think glands can swell up in your neck and cause that kind of headache also. You may need antibiotics.
 

nitsuj3580

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Originally posted by: conjur
Sleeping on the sofa?   (Give it time)

Go see your general practitioner.

when i lay down on the armrest of my sofa for an extended period of time, I'll get a headache in the back of my head. Usually goes away though pretty quickly.

 

GroundZero

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you have a brain tick.
it will continue chewing on the base of your brain stem untill you lapse into a vegetive state then lay its eggs on the backside of your eyeballs. when the eggs hatch they will devour your optic nerves and then procede to dine on the rest of your grey matter. you will of course be aware of all of this happening untill the very end, but be unable to move or cry out in the pain you will be in.
 

joecool

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Based on my vast medical training, my diagnosis is...


TIME TO SEE A FRIGGIN DOCTOR!



duh.

uh, yeah.

although i guess we could apply some darwinian theory here. anyone in this day and age stupid enough to NOT see a doctor when they're worried about a tumor should be eliminated from the gene pool as quickly as possible.
 

Kadarin

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In addition to the implanted subspace transmitter, you might want to check to see if the aliens also gave you an anal probe...