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Any entomologists? What kind of spider is this?

That's the very rare and much sought after Black Zambizi Wolf Spider. It is believed there are only 17 left in the world today. A live specimen can fetch upwards of two million dollars at Christie's Auction House. Oh, you killed it already?.............nevermind.
 
Well if that's true Carbo, maybe I can rummage for the pieces and work something out "Weekend at Bernie's" style.
The only good spider is a dead one. This one was crawling around on my bed, and I hate spiders.
 
i had a bigger one last night...was pretty funny cause i picked him up with a kleenex, but didn't squish him...then i dropped him in the toilet and said bye-bye..
 


<< The only good spider is a dead one. This one was crawling around on my bed, and I hate spiders. >>



Hmmm. Interesting, but if you substitute &quot;spider&quot; for &quot;wife&quot;, I'd be doin' the talking. She does have a tendency to crawl around on my bed, too.
 


<< I would never sit on that toilet again - haven't you ever seen Aracnophobia!? >>


I saw that movie when i was young and had a ton of nightmares...also every time i sat on a toilet it actually felt like there was a hundred spiders crawling on my back....eek

but as for being afraid of sitting on the toilet, my one friend's mom was woken up one night by splashing...went downstairs and found a 8 inch sewer rat in their toilet....came up through the piping because the device that stops them from coming up broke or something. He said it took her about a month to finally use the toilet again (she was using a pale)
 
Wow I never knew they had sewer rat blocking mechanisms, or a need for them. If I ever move to the city I'll have them install a septic tank out on the sidewalk in front of the building.
 
I remember Dave Berry wrote an column about sewer snakes that apparently will come up into toilets. Could be an urban legend, I'm too lazy to look 😛
 
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