Any entomologists? What kind of spider is this?

[getbush]

I'm wondering what kind of spider this dead and gone bastard was.

 

[bacillus]

<< What kind of spider is this? >>


hE was a bastard!

 

[syzygy]

can i have that nickel . puleeeze, i'm begging here

spiders have protein.

 

[Carbo]

That's the very rare and much sought after Black Zambizi Wolf Spider. It is believed there are only 17 left in the world today. A live specimen can fetch upwards of two million dollars at Christie's Auction House. Oh, you killed it already?.............nevermind.

 

[getbush]

Well if that's true Carbo, maybe I can rummage for the pieces and work something out &quot;Weekend at Bernie's&quot; style.
The only good spider is a dead one. This one was crawling around on my bed, and I hate spiders.

 

[kami]

i had a bigger one last night...was pretty funny cause i picked him up with a kleenex, but didn't squish him...then i dropped him in the toilet and said bye-bye..

 

[Carbo]

<< The only good spider is a dead one. This one was crawling around on my bed, and I hate spiders. >>



Hmmm. Interesting, but if you substitute &quot;spider&quot; for &quot;wife&quot;, I'd be doin' the talking. She does have a tendency to crawl around on my bed, too.

 

[getbush]

I would never sit on that toilet again - haven't you ever seen Aracnophobia!?

 

[kami]

<< I would never sit on that toilet again - haven't you ever seen Aracnophobia!? >>


I saw that movie when i was young and had a ton of nightmares...also every time i sat on a toilet it actually felt like there was a hundred spiders crawling on my back....eek

but as for being afraid of sitting on the toilet, my one friend's mom was woken up one night by splashing...went downstairs and found a 8 inch sewer rat in their toilet....came up through the piping because the device that stops them from coming up broke or something. He said it took her about a month to finally use the toilet again (she was using a pale)

 

[getbush]

Wow I never knew they had sewer rat blocking mechanisms, or a need for them. If I ever move to the city I'll have them install a septic tank out on the sidewalk in front of the building.

 

[MrBond]

I remember Dave Berry wrote an column about sewer snakes that apparently will come up into toilets. Could be an urban legend, I'm too lazy to look

 

[snakesnfrogs]

a little tough to tell what spider it is---does if have a red &quot;hour glass&quot; on it's belly?