Any doctors in here?

[funboy6942]

We need to give him 20cc's of sodium pentothal STAT!

 

[tfinch2]

Overdose on laxitives.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

from your first post, i would have said amnesia

from the edit, i would say you have a cold. get a bunch of rest and drink a lot of water.

 

[GasX]

You got the syph...

 

[ShOcKwAvE827]

I'm an MS1, so i know what the hell i'm talking about. First off, are your cremaster muscles working properly?

If not, then indeed you have aids of the meatus of your penis, more specifically. You'll have roughly 3-6 weeks to live, so sorry.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: geek4life
I'm a dctor....whut do u like..need help on?!!

Dr. Nick?

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Originally posted by: roguerower
I don't know for certain if its my lymphnoids or my tonsils which are swollen. Just that the back of my mouth is very swollen.

There's no such thing as 'lymphnoids'. Do you mean your adenoids? Those are tonsils, which are made of lymphatic tissue. Or do you mean lymph nodes (ie. the ones in your neck)?

Either way, sounds like a common infection. Drink lots of clear liquid, get some sleep, eat some chicken noodle soup. If it doesn't get any better in a few days, go back to your health care provider.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: arcenite
You probably have a real doctor. Goto him.

Doctors can't diagnose unless they are there in person. They can suggest and then they have to tell you to go see a doctor.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
You have AIDS of the penis.

That would me my diagnosis.