any decent miracle whip knockoffs?

[brianmanahan]

i looove miracle whip but i hates the 4$ per jar price tag. does anyone know of a miracle whip substitute that is almost or just as good?

PS if you are thinking of posting here just to badmouth my delicious miracle whip and talk about how regular mayonaise is soooo much better, save it chump

 

[Drako]

Mayonnaise chump.

 

[Schmide]

Dude you're budgeting out of $4 jars miracle whip? How much do you eat or masturbate with?

 

[Baked]

I like spicy mustard. Cool/miracle whip is for fatties.

 

[shortylickens]

Miracle whip is a knock off of mayonnaise.

 

[blackangst1]

Miracle whip is a knock off of mayonnaise.

er, not really. Not even close.

Anyhow. OP: No. There isnt any dressing Ive found thats close or as good.

 

[lxskllr]

er, not really. Not even close.

In 1933 Kraft developed a new dressing similar to mayonnaise, but as a less expensive alternative.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

 

[Johnnie]

Duke's Mayonnaise is good....if you are out of Miracle Whip

 

[KeithP]

I seem to recall Walmart carrying large (1 galloon I think) jars of Miracle Whip for a pretty good price. I don't recall the actual price, I just remember seeing it and thinking it was a good price at the time.

-KeithP

 

[DCal430]

i looove miracle whip but i hates the 4$ per jar price tag. does anyone know of a miracle whip substitute that is almost or just as good?

PS if you are thinking of posting here just to badmouth my delicious miracle whip and talk about how regular mayonaise is soooo much better, save it chump

MW is the poor mans mayonnaise, it is crap and mostly air.

 

[mmntech]

People actually like Miracle Whip?

 

[Slew Foot]

Lol you eat goblin cum

 

[SlitheryDee]

How the hell are you going through so much Miracle Whip that the $4 price tag is an issue? I honestly never worry about the price of groceries. You're spending time saving pennies you could be using to make dollars.

 

[Mixolydian]

I'm pretty sure Miracle Whip is a knock-off...

 

[JulesMaximus]

i looove miracle whip but i hates the 4$ per jar price tag. does anyone know of a miracle whip substitute that is almost or just as good?

PS if you are thinking of posting here just to badmouth my delicious miracle whip and talk about how regular mayonaise is soooo much better, save it chump

Miracle whip is vomit in a jar. Nobody with any decent or refined sense of taste would eat that shit.

You probably have a rice cooker too don't you?

 

[OutHouse]

 

[brianmanahan]

Miracle whip is vomit in a jar. Nobody with any decent or refined sense of taste would eat that s**t.

You probably have a rice cooker too don't you?

ugh no, i hate rice

(except for the rice in michelina's sweet and sour chicken dinners)

 

[SheHateMe]

Hellman's Mayonnaise is soo good. I refuse to try anything else.

 

[Iron Woode]

i looove miracle whip but i hates the 4$ per jar price tag. does anyone know of a miracle whip substitute that is almost or just as good?

PS if you are thinking of posting here just to badmouth my delicious miracle whip and talk about how regular mayonaise is soooo much better, save it chump

maybe a store near you has a store brand version for sale.

 

[blackangst1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

Hmm. I stand corrected.

 

[shortylickens]

Hmm. I stand corrected.

Did you never wonder why they are sold right next to each other and look exactly the same?

 

[grrl]

"decent miracle whip" - can you actually use those three words together?

 

[DCal430]

Miracle whip is just so nasty.

 

[blackangst1]

Did you never wonder why they are sold right next to each other and look exactly the same?

Well, to me theyre different. Mayo is mayo, Mirical Whip is dressing.

Ketchup is sold next to mustard but theyre different too, no?

 

[nickbits]

mw > mayo. i don't like mayo. mw i can put on anything.