any decent miracle whip knockoffs?

[DCal430]

Well, to me theyre different. Mayo is mayo, Mirical Whip is dressing.

Ketchup is sold next to mustard but theyre different too, no?

MW is different from mayo, it is suppose to be a cheaper alternative to mayo.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Hellman's Mayonnaise is soo good. I refuse to try anything else.

It is called Best Foods brand on the west coast. First time I moved here I was walking around the supermarket going, where the fuck is the Hellmans? :biggrin:

 

[shortylickens]

Well, to me theyre different. Mayo is mayo, Mirical Whip is dressing.

Ketchup is sold next to mustard but theyre different too, no?

Does ketchup look exactly the same?

NO!

 

[SheHateMe]

Ketchup is gross, too.

 

[MarkXIX]

No. Not even the companies that make generics are willing to fail a second time.

Speaking of which, has anyone tried the Kraft Homestyle Mayonnaise? I was a Hellman's man until I tried Kraft's newer, much better version of their mayonnaise.

 

[ElFenix]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

how much fake stuff can kraft make? miracle whip is fake mayo, cool whip is fake whipped cream, velveeta is fake cheese, jet puffed is fake marshmallows, and country time is fake lemonade. do they still make fake guacamole? they used to be owned by philip morris which made fake beer in its miller unit.

 

[lxskllr]

how much fake stuff can kraft make? miracle whip is fake mayo, cool whip is fake whipped cream, velveeta is fake cheese, jet puffed is fake marshmallows, and country time is fake lemonade. do they still make fake guacamole? they used to be owned by philip morris which made fake beer in its miller unit.

Kraft is old school. They go back to the better living through chemistry philosophy, where quick and convenient trump quality and flavor. The "hippies" everyone likes to deride around here are largely the reason Americans have decent food to eat. Without the "natural" revolution of the 60s and 70s we'd still have flavorless microwaved crap as primary food. That stuff's still around, but there's decent, relatively cheap alternatives now.

 

[KeithTalent]

Ketchup is gross, too.

Agreed.

KT

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

aldi makes a knock off that's pretty good. personally I like the macros better on the miracle whip. There's an extra 6 grams of fat in a serving of regular mayo vs miracle whip. I could eat an extra egg (5g) + something else so I can eat more stuff to eat while I'm cutting.