Another ~7400 calories down the hatch...

[WelshBloke]

This time somebody else paid and I made a few dollars.

Why would you do that to yourself for a few dollars?

 

[EliteRetard]

Why would you do that to yourself for a few dollars?

Uh...4 days of free food plus a few dollars? Who wouldn't do that?
Now I don't have to shop all week. Saved me $15 alone yesterday, got dragged to a restaurant with some other folks but I didn't order anything (didn't even take a sip of water).

 

[WelshBloke]

Uh...4 days of free food plus a few dollars? Who wouldn't do that?
Now I don't have to shop all week. Saved me $15 alone yesterday, got dragged to a restaurant with some other folks but I didn't order anything (didn't even take a sip of water).

Wait... I thought that you ate it all in one sitting?

 

[EliteRetard]

Wait... I thought that you ate it all in one sitting?

I did.

 

[rudeguy]

I did.

You're going to have to poop it out sometime man!

 

[EliteRetard]

You're going to have to poop it out sometime man!

And?

 

[rudeguy]

And?

And...I really want a hot fudge sundae

 

[WelshBloke]

I did.

Eating 4 days of food in one sitting isn't food for 4 days.

 

[EliteRetard]

Eating 4 days of food in one sitting isn't food for 4 days.

How so?

 

[EliteRetard]

And...I really want a hot fudge sundae

Dream you were eating pudding and wake up with a spoon in your butt?

 

[Terabyte]

And...I really want a hot fudge sundae

After all those munchie meals, I think he can fulfill that request

 

[WelshBloke]

How so?

You are not a reptile.

 

[EliteRetard]

You are not a reptile.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and agree with you.

So what of it?

 

[WelshBloke]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and agree with you.

So what of it?

So eating 4 days of food in one sitting isn't food for 4 days.

 

[surfsatwerk]

So eating 4 days of food in one sitting isn't food for 4 days.

Well no, you need 12 more days of food for that.

 

[EliteRetard]

?

You guys can't do math or something?

 

[OverVolt]

Well you aren't going to actually fast for the next 4 days are you? You panic store the 7,400 calories and 12 hours later your glucose levels will plummet again. So more like a days worth of food. You pretty much gained 1.5 lbs of fat by eating that. There are ~4100 calories in a lb of fat.

In order to crack the fat stores you either have to use it aerobically via your muscles, or be starving. A 150lb person would have to climb 1,040 flights of stairs to burn 5,400 calories of fat minus the 2,000 you use a day living.

 

[Tweak155]

Well you aren't going to actually fast for the next 4 days are you? You panic store the 7,400 calories and 12 hours later your glucose levels will plummet again. So more like a days worth of food. You pretty much gained 1.5 lbs of fat by eating that. There are ~4100 calories in a lb of fat.

In order to crack the fat stores you either have to use it aerobically via your muscles, or be starving. A 150lb person would have to climb 1,040 flights of stairs to burn 5,400 calories of fat minus the 2,000 you use a day living.

1040 flights of stairs to only burn 5400 calories? Sounds ridiculous.

 

[jumpncrash]

I don't really eat any fast food but lookign at that chicken nugget meal and the chicken burger made me frickin hungry. Of course we don't have any JitB here, don't even know if there are any in Canada at all.

 

[EliteRetard]

Well you aren't going to actually fast for the next 4 days are you? *snip*

Yes, why not?

I don't get why people are so fail.

 

[WelshBloke]

Yes, why not?

I don't get why people are so fail.

So you haven't got food for 4 days then.

 

[EliteRetard]

So you haven't got food for 4 days then.

8000 calories says I do.

 

[AdamK47]

Is this some sort of impossible to understand hipster thing?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Is this some sort of impossible to understand hipster thing?

It must be. I cannot think of any possible reason anyone would do this to themselves.

 

[chitwood]

It must be. I cannot think of any possible reason anyone would do this to themselves.

and then calling everyone "fail" for attempting to understand it