Another ~7400 calories down the hatch...

[MustISO]

I'd suggest calling a plumber now or flushing once per second.

 

[SsupernovaE]

The OP.

 

[Mixolydian]

How fat are some of you guys?!

130. :\

 

[WaTaGuMp]

The Wienerschnitzels in my area have a 5 chili dogs/corn dogs for $5 deal always going on. That's why we're getting them in multiples of 5.

Let me guess, EVERY time you order them they ask if you want to add cheese?

 

[dud]

More trans fat and cholesterol than you can shake a stick at.
Just (barely) finished off another quad of jacks box meals.
One of each, plus the 4 rootbeers.
Was easier the first time.

I'm going to go have a food coma now, see you in 16-20 hours. If I don't report back after 24 hours call the coroner, I likely had a heart attack and died.

Seriously.

EliteRetard? "Elite" status fails to describe your level of retardedness. I did not read the entire thread (nor do I wish to) but me thinks (and somewhat hopes) that the OP be a trollin.

 

[Xcobra]

130. :\

fatass!

 

[QueBert]

How fat are some of you guys?!

Eating a lot doesn't mean you're fat. I eat more than probably anyone on these boards, yet my 34" jeans fall off if I don't wear a belt. I'm far from skinny, but if my weight matched what I ate I should be 500 pounds. Yet I'm barely cracking 180.

 

[EliteRetard]

Still alive.

 

[EliteRetard]

I'm tempted to report your post since it sounds like a cry for help. Are you trying to commit suicide?

No.

 

[EliteRetard]

I don't understand how one can even fit that much food into their stomach.

Not easy, I tell you what. First time I did it just because, and I mentioned it on here somewhere. This time I was bragging about it and had to demonstrate my ability. On top of that, they gave me $30 and it only cost ~27$.

Problem is this time they didn't have boxes. I don't know what the deal was but instead of a little handful of the two types of fries, this time they gave me a full scoop of each in the bag (total 4 bags, 1 cup tray). It was very obvious I had at least 50% more fries this time, probably 2lbs there alone. Both times I piled my fries before eating and this time I literally filled an entire bag with the fries.

This is a real food challenge, not just because of quantity but quality. Nobody is gonna bitch eating a 24oz (1.5lb) top quality steak. Somehow 2lbs of nasty greasy fries is harder to do.

Then add the minimum half gallon of rootbeer, 8 tacos, 3 sandwiches (with eggs, hash browns, "cheese" sticks, and "cheese" sauce etc), and a pile of filthy chinese "chicken" nuggets slathered in facon (yes, facon) bits, processed "cheese", and some kind of tartar sauce like stuff (aka fat with artificial flavor).

The extra fries made it really hard, I was literally hurting at the end. My leg got all weirded out while I was sleeping to, started to hurt bad and got all numb and stuff...probably a blood clot. This morning I pissed a dark burnt orange color that had such a terrible odor I could smell it with my head turned holding my breath.

Haven't gotten the revenge from the other side yet. It'll happen, and take at least an hour (it did last time). Hopefully I don't turn my intestines inside out or get a hernia.

 

[EliteRetard]

Could have saved himself with a hand full of prune chaser. I did that the other day, overdid the prunes. It was epic. The audio was fit for a soundtrack.
My gut was creaking and groaning like some scene where the submarine goes below test depth and starts to implode.

Once you stretch your stomach to the extreme there is no more room for creaking or groaning...and you certainly don't want anything to accelerate the evacuation process. It literally becomes like a pressure washer gone wild. Even if you can aim it into the bowl the parabolic shape just ends up throwing it all back up and out. I'm not fat enough to cover the entire hole, and even if I was, there is a gap between the wood seat and bowl.

I've had it happen once, and it was a horrific thing. Spatter all over me, the toilet, the wall, the bathtub, and cabinet/sink...and a chunky lake pooled up around my feet and slowing running into the heater vent in the floor.

 

[bradley]

Just make sure you drink plenty of liquids for proper kidney filtration; otherwise you will become a kidney stone factory.

 

[EliteRetard]

Also his icon.

Fat, stupid and obsessed with little girls' toys is no way to go through life, son.

Good thing I'm not stupid.

 

[EliteRetard]

I'm sorry...how is that even possible? What was the time frame?

Took about an hour maybe hour and a half. How? Dunno if I can answer that, but that's why I had to go prove it. When you first look at it, it does seem crazy. I think the food compacts, and eventually I think it gets forced into the intestines...there's quite a bit of room when you look at all the space between your lungs and your legs. In this case though I stuffed myself so much it was compressing my diaphragm and made it hard to breathe, so I was literally full.

 

[schneiderguy]

The extra fries made it really hard, I was literally hurting at the end. My leg got all weirded out while I was sleeping to, started to hurt bad and got all numb and stuff...probably a blood clot. This morning I pissed a dark burnt orange color that had such a terrible odor I could smell it with my head turned holding my breath.

D:

 

[QueBert]

I will say the Jack by me is stupidly inconsistent with the fries here. 1st box decent amount, 2nd a bit more. 3rd? I literally had 4 small curly fries and a tiny handful of regular ones wtf. They should measure them before adding them. But at least at my location they clearly don't even attempt to do this, they just toss a totally randomly amount in.

Bright side, my last box had to be around 400-500 calories less than the official specs.

 

[Xcobra]

D:

Seriousfuckingly...

 

[EliteRetard]

I will say the Jack by me is stupidly inconsistent with the fries here. 1st box decent amount, 2nd a bit more. 3rd? I literally had 4 small curly fries and a small handful of regular ones wtf. They should measure them before adding them. But at least at my location they clearly don't even attempt to do this, they just toss a totally randomly amount in.

Bright side, my last box had to be around 400-500 calories less than the official specs.

Yeah, I don't get it...but I've witnessed that at a few fast food joints here. I think this time using the bags they couldn't see what they were doing or just overcompensating or something.

 

[QueBert]

The extra fries made it really hard, I was literally hurting at the end. My leg got all weirded out while I was sleeping to, started to hurt bad and got all numb and stuff...probably a blood clot. This morning I pissed a dark burnt orange color that had such a terrible odor I could smell it with my head turned holding my breath.

Haven't gotten the revenge from the other side yet. It'll happen, and take at least an hour (it did last time). Hopefully I don't turn my intestines inside out or get a hernia.

Bold part happens to me from my Multi Vitamins, which are top quality ones. So, maybe Jack's secretly packing tons of vitamins and minerals into the Munchie Meals?

 

[EliteRetard]

Bold part happens to me from my Multi Vitamins, which are top quality ones. So, maybe Jack's secretly packing tons of vitamins and minerals into the Munchie Meals?

I have a sneaking suspicion that's not the case.

 

[mizzou]

pics or it didnt happen. pjc of shirt with stains would suffice.

 

[EliteRetard]

pics or it didnt happen. pjc of shirt with stains would suffice.

I seriously thought about it, but I have no functioning camera (VGA one on my phone but it's no go). I did keep the receipt, and I could maybe scan that in...but I'd have to go talk to the one person I know who has a scanner and that would be Friday at the earliest. I suppose it's not really proof anyway.

Also, I am by far the cleanest eater in this area. I honestly don't know how people can make such a mess and drop so much crap all over. I mean dang, I'm a lot weaker than I used to be, but at least I still have the strength to steady a full fork or spoon.

 

[SP33Demon]

A bullet would have been cheaper for you and us. But thanks for doing your part to raise premiums for the rest of us.

 

[EliteRetard]

A bullet would have been cheaper for you and us. But thanks for doing your part to raise premiums for the rest of us.

Premiums?

 

[schneiderguy]

I have a sneaking suspicion that's not the case.

Dehydrated? How much sodium was in all four, 8,000mg?

edit: I looked it up, 13,000mg of sodium.