Genius: What can I get you?
Me: Large roast beef on sourdough
Genius: You want everything on it?
Me: No, just olives and lettuce only. Nothing else.
Genius: Olives and lettuce only?
Me: Yes, only olives and lettuce.
Genius: *Puts mayo all over the bread*
Jesus Christ. I'm the only one in the store and you can't get the most simplistic order right.
The best part was when she then removed the mayo from the bread and put it back in the pile to 'save it for the next customer'.
Me: Large roast beef on sourdough
Genius: You want everything on it?
Me: No, just olives and lettuce only. Nothing else.
Genius: Olives and lettuce only?
Me: Yes, only olives and lettuce.
Genius: *Puts mayo all over the bread*
Jesus Christ. I'm the only one in the store and you can't get the most simplistic order right.
The best part was when she then removed the mayo from the bread and put it back in the pile to 'save it for the next customer'.