And That Is Why You Work At Fast Food

[shortylickens]

I just had to come in and say:
I love you guys! :heart:

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
The moment I saw the bolded text I grabbed popcorn. no0b flamer is no0b.

FYI "you god damn retard", there's a difference between veggies and condiments. You say, "nothing else but veggie 1 and 2" and it's perfectly reasonable to assume you haven't given any special instructions regarding condiments. They're in two different classes.

Owned! by a common sense waving hottie, none the less 😉

I'm not sure to be impressed or disappointed at your lack of "disassembling the troll" in this thread, nik. I feel like the popcorn may go to waste. 🙁 At least I didn't bother to get a lawn chair.

:lips:

[edit] bloody time warps.

You should be disappointed. I'm slipping in my old age 🙁 I just don't have the touch anymore 😛

Bad nik! Fifty lashes with the brown trout and then go to my room!

😉

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
The moment I saw the bolded text I grabbed popcorn. no0b flamer is no0b.

FYI "you god damn retard", there's a difference between veggies and condiments. You say, "nothing else but veggie 1 and 2" and it's perfectly reasonable to assume you haven't given any special instructions regarding condiments. They're in two different classes.

Owned! by a common sense waving hottie, none the less 😉

I'm not sure to be impressed or disappointed at your lack of "disassembling the troll" in this thread, nik. I feel like the popcorn may go to waste. 🙁 At least I didn't bother to get a lawn chair.

:lips:

[edit] bloody time warps.

You should be disappointed. I'm slipping in my old age 🙁 I just don't have the touch anymore 😛

Maybe you're just out of practice... you seem to be warming back up to it.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Nik
Have you ever worked in fast food? Do you have any idea how fast paced and stressful it can be?

Fuck you, asshole.

I worked at Taco Bell. It was neither fast paced nor stressful. In fact, I loved it there.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: Nik
Have you ever worked in fast food? Do you have any idea how fast paced and stressful it can be?

Fuck you, asshole.

I worked at Taco Bell. It was neither fast paced nor stressful. In fact, I loved it there.

Figures. It's Taco Bell. Buy a taco, grind up some stray cats, dump in some fish poop, and serve it. How hard can that be? 😉

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: HelloWorl
Genius: What can I get you?
Me: Large roast beef on sourdough
Genius: You want everything on it?
Me: No, just olives and lettuce only. Nothing else.
Genius: Olives and lettuce only?
Me: Yes, only olives and lettuce.
Genius: *Puts mayo all over the bread*

Jesus Christ. I'm the only one in the store and you can't get the most simplistic order right.

The best part was when she then removed the mayo from the bread and put it back in the pile to 'save it for the next customer'.

you didnt ask for no mayo

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: Nik
Have you ever worked in fast food? Do you have any idea how fast paced and stressful it can be?

Fuck you, asshole.

I worked at Taco Bell. It was neither fast paced nor stressful. In fact, I loved it there.

Figures. It's Taco Bell. Buy a taco, grind up some stray cats, dump in some fish poop, and serve it. How hard can that be? 😉

Nah, I never made food 'cause it seemed everybody wanted to work on the food line. Something about not dealing with customers.

I always worked and preferred the drive thru. Not only that, but I ran the damn thing by myself. Everyone else needed someone else there to collect cash while the next order was being radioed in, but I would MEMORIZE the order while collecting payment until I could punch it in to the computer. And I got drinks ready too.

*balls on desk*

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: scorpious
Nah, I never made food 'cause it seemed everybody wanted to work on the food line. Something about not dealing with customers.

I always worked and preferred the drive thru. Not only that, but I ran the damn thing by myself. Everyone else needed someone else there to collect cash while the next order was being radioed in, but I would MEMORIZE the order while collecting payment until I could punch it in to the computer. And I got drinks ready too.

*balls on desk*

Awesome! I'll take an enchurito and a baja blast, Jose. 😛

Oh, and I'm going to be really pissed if you put mayo on it, but I'm not going to tell you not to 😉

 

[olds]

That reminds me of the time I placed my order at the clown head. After i did I pulled up to the first window and paid. I then went to the second window to get the food. They asked me to pull into the parking lot and wait. I said, WTF, when you you take the fast out of fast food? I am not moving till I get my food. She called the manager over but when he saw my Halo tshirt he knew i was a man not to be messed with. When I got my food I threw a brick at the managers head then peeled out of there in my accord.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: scorpious
Nah, I never made food 'cause it seemed everybody wanted to work on the food line. Something about not dealing with customers.

I always worked and preferred the drive thru. Not only that, but I ran the damn thing by myself. Everyone else needed someone else there to collect cash while the next order was being radioed in, but I would MEMORIZE the order while collecting payment until I could punch it in to the computer. And I got drinks ready too.

*balls on desk*

Awesome! I'll take an enchurito and a baja blast, Jose. 😛

Oh, and I'm going to be really pissed if you put mayo on it, but I'm not going to tell you not to 😉

You must be pregnant because you missed your period.



:laugh:

 

[Nik]

ZING :laugh:

:beer:

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: scorpious
Nah, I never made food 'cause it seemed everybody wanted to work on the food line. Something about not dealing with customers.

I always worked and preferred the drive thru. Not only that, but I ran the damn thing by myself. Everyone else needed someone else there to collect cash while the next order was being radioed in, but I would MEMORIZE the order while collecting payment until I could punch it in to the computer. And I got drinks ready too.

*balls on desk*

Awesome! I'll take an enchurito and a baja blast, Jose. 😛

Oh, and I'm going to be really pissed if you put mayo on it, but I'm not going to tell you not to 😉

It's called sour cream brah. 😛

I actually like custom orders. It gives the food originality. I always custom order my meal if need be, BUT if the peeps fuck up I let it slide. Shit happens you know?

:beer:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: HelloWorl
Genius: What can I get you?
Me: Large roast beef on sourdough
Genius: You want everything on it?
Me: No, just olives and lettuce only. Nothing else.
Genius: Olives and lettuce only?
Me: Yes, only olives and lettuce.
Genius: *Puts mayo all over the bread*

Jesus Christ. I'm the only one in the store and you can't get the most simplistic order right.

The best part was when she then removed the mayo from the bread and put it back in the pile to 'save it for the next customer'.

you didnt ask for no mayo

They're not supposed to put it on unless you say you want it.

 

[hanoverphist]

the stupid thing is, every sammich ordered at subway is a "custom" sammich. there is no set amount of condiments or sauces on any of the sammiches, so saying this was a custom order isnt really a big deal. every other order that girl made was custom as well.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Did you maintain a stance of dominance?

I love your posts..... :laugh:

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: HelloWorl
Genius: What can I get you?
Me: Large roast beef on sourdough
Genius: You want everything on it?
Me: No, just olives and lettuce only. Nothing else.
Genius: Olives and lettuce only?
Me: Yes, only olives and lettuce.
Genius: *Puts mayo all over the bread*

Jesus Christ. I'm the only one in the store and you can't get the most simplistic order right.

The best part was when she then removed the mayo from the bread and put it back in the pile to 'save it for the next customer'.

you didnt ask for no mayo

They're not supposed to put it on unless you say you want it.

In my experience this just isn?t the case. And its not just fast food EVERYONE assumes that you want 2lbs of mayo on things unless you specifically say NO. And most places look at you like you are a retard when you ask for no mayo.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
That reminds me of the time I placed my order at the clown head. After i did I pulled up to the first window and paid. I then went to the second window to get the food. They asked me to pull into the parking lot and wait. I said, WTF, when you you take the fast out of fast food? I am not moving till I get my food. She called the manager over but when he saw my Halo tshirt he knew i was a man not to be messed with. When I got my food I threw a brick at the managers head then peeled out of there in my accord.

9/10! One deducted point for not pointing out that you had a stance of dominance.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Insomniator
Actually I don't think it is complicated or stressful for intelligent people that will eventually have real careers.

For high school drop outs and other idiots, then yes it is a very difficult job.

Its all relative.

Relative, indeed. I work at Intel in a lab with product engineers who have degrees and are some of the smartest people I've ever met. I frequently answer their questions and I know for a fact that many of them couldn't keep their head screwed on straight in a fast-paced physical environment with half a dozen things going at once, multitasking like a motherfucker.

Can I write up a bios from scratch? Hell no. Can I out-class any of these guys away from a keyboard? You bet your ass. Does that make me dumb? No, I have an IQ or 146. Does that make them dumb? No, they're pioneering the bleeding edge of the technology industry.

Relative my ass, it's about experience in the job and practice.

Ahh so you're one of those lab technicians. No wonder.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: HelloWorl
Genius: What can I get you?
Me: Large roast beef on sourdough
Genius: You want everything on it?
Me: No, just olives and lettuce only. Nothing else.
Genius: Olives and lettuce only?
Me: Yes, only olives and lettuce.
Genius: *Puts mayo all over the bread*

Jesus Christ. I'm the only one in the store and you can't get the most simplistic order right.

The best part was when she then removed the mayo from the bread and put it back in the pile to 'save it for the next customer'.

you didnt ask for no mayo

They're not supposed to put it on unless you say you want it.

In my experience this just isn?t the case. And its not just fast food EVERYONE assumes that you want 2lbs of mayo on things unless you specifically say NO. And most places look at you like you are a retard when you ask for no mayo.

It seems pretty rare around here for Blimpie/Subway workers to assume mayo is a given. Even then, they ask.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: ColdFusion718
Ahh so you're one of those lab technicians. No wonder.

Bet you dollars to doughnuts you're thinking I wear a bunnysuit and you'd be wrong.

Way to go assuming all sorts of shit you got no idea about. :thumbsup:

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: HelloWorl
Genius: What can I get you?
Me: Large roast beef on sourdough
Genius: You want everything on it?
Me: No, just olives and lettuce only. Nothing else.
Genius: Olives and lettuce only?
Me: Yes, only olives and lettuce.
Genius: *Puts mayo all over the bread*

Jesus Christ. I'm the only one in the store and you can't get the most simplistic order right.

The best part was when she then removed the mayo from the bread and put it back in the pile to 'save it for the next customer'.

you didnt ask for no mayo

They're not supposed to put it on unless you say you want it.

In my experience this just isn?t the case. And its not just fast food EVERYONE assumes that you want 2lbs of mayo on things unless you specifically say NO. And most places look at you like you are a retard when you ask for no mayo.

It seems pretty rare around here for Blimpie/Subway workers to assume mayo is a given. Even then, they ask.

Subway is the only exception that I know of personally simply because they put the condiments on after they make the sub which IMO is backwards. I?ve never been to a blimpie.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
That reminds me of the time I placed my order at the clown head. After i did I pulled up to the first window and paid. I then went to the second window to get the food. They asked me to pull into the parking lot and wait. I said, WTF, when you you take the fast out of fast food? I am not moving till I get my food. She called the manager over but when he saw my Halo tshirt he knew i was a man not to be messed with. When I got my food I threw a brick at the managers head then peeled out of there in my accord.

shens

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Did you maintain a stance of dominance?

LOL...classic.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
That reminds me of the time I placed my order at the clown head. After i did I pulled up to the first window and paid. I then went to the second window to get the food. They asked me to pull into the parking lot and wait. I said, WTF, when you you take the fast out of fast food? I am not moving till I get my food. She called the manager over but when he saw my Halo tshirt he knew i was a man not to be messed with. When I got my food I threw a brick at the managers head then peeled out of there in my accord.

shens

Negative on the shens. zanejohnson has proof.

 

[ViperXX]

Wow you god damn retard, it was at a Subway where the person taking the order is also making my food.

Sounds like your the fucktard that stood right in front of them and let them do it.