Ancient Aliens on History Channel

[IndyColtsFan]

Just watched 15 minutes of it. Something about big rocks being found in an "energy field". MUST MEAN ALIENS DID IT

*x files music*


What a dumbass show.

This episode is particularly comical.

 

[nick1985]

This episode is particularly comical.

Unless I missed it, no sighting of super tan batshit man

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Unless I missed it, no sighting of super tan batshit man

You missed it. He is very excited at these "discoveries."

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Oh oh, it is WILCOCK!

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Hey, it's a rock with a hole chiseled into it. It MUST be an observatory!

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Don't look now, but another exciting episode is on tonight.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Unless I missed it, no sighting of super tan batshit man

i saw him in person at a UFO conference last year where he talked about the ancient astronaut theory. pretty good stuff.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

i saw him in person at a UFO conference last year where he talked about the ancient astronaut theory. pretty good stuff.

Was he as goofy and orange as he is on the show?

 

[nick1985]

i saw him in person at a UFO conference last year where he talked about the ancient astronaut theory. pretty good stuff.

Did his hair look like he just came out of a wind tunnel in person?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Oh oh, they're pulling out all the stops now:

 

[Bateluer]

Oh oh, they're pulling out all the stops now:

Whats the subject of tonight's ep?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Whats the subject of tonight's ep?

The subject tonight is the alien "mission."

 

[Bateluer]

The subject tonight is the alien "mission."

Well, thats obvious. It was to interbreed with us in order to accelerate our evolution for the purposes of serving as foot soldiers in their war against the Beta Centaurians in the Andromeda Galaxy. Learn your history people.

 

[nick1985]

Oh oh, they're pulling out all the stops now:

Does he drive an ice cream truck?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Does he drive an ice cream truck?

He has a PhD in folklore. Driving an ice cream truck is probably the best he could do. 😀

 

[SKORPI0]

Oh oh, they're pulling out all the stops now:

LOL, one of the articles he wrote... Abductions And The Menstrual Cycle :biggrin:

 

[nick1985]

Part of me wants to know how much the History channel pays these people, the other part of me is scared to know.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Was he as goofy and orange as he is on the show?

yes.

 

[OutHouse]

hehehe it finally dawned on me who orange guy reminded me of. HE IS AN ALIEN!!!!

Bwhahahahahah

 

[IndyColtsFan]

LOL!

 

[IndyColtsFan]

It's the tan too!

 

[IndyColtsFan]

And my favorite:

 

[irishScott]

The history channel is probably 75% conspiracy bullshit by now. They should just go back to war documentaries.

And another 10% "did Vampires really exist?" and other such Ghost stores.

 

[Brigandier]

And my favorite:

God bless Professor Crazy Hair.

 

[IndyColtsFan]