TheLonelyPhoenix
Diamond Member
- Feb 15, 2004
- 5,594
- 1
- 0
Pliablemoose
Lifer
- Oct 11, 1999
- 25,195
- 0
- 56
Q: What's the best pick up line for a random girl who looked at me?
A: "Nice shoes, want to f**k?"
A: "Nice shoes, want to f**k?"
IAteYourMother
Lifer
- Nov 3, 2004
- 10,491
- 22
- 81
IAteYourMother
Lifer
- Nov 3, 2004
- 10,491
- 22
- 81
Q: I bought a Bose AM/FM alarm clock for $499 and got a set of Monster speaker wires for only $100 from two dudes in a white van that was parked at the bowling alley. Did I get a good deal?
A: Absolutely. Bose and Monster are endorsed by almost everyone in ATOT for quality and value. Also, the van dudes are the preferred merchants for us because they are always available for warrenty issues that come up.
A: Absolutely. Bose and Monster are endorsed by almost everyone in ATOT for quality and value. Also, the van dudes are the preferred merchants for us because they are always available for warrenty issues that come up.
scorpmatt
Diamond Member
- Feb 8, 2001
- 7,040
- 97
- 91
How do I join the Neffing @ Work Crew?
First thing, for all those interested in joining you must first and for most, Be Neffing At Work! simple enough, yes? second, in order for you to join, you need to send me a PM. also simple
thirdly, this is our constitution, you must follow it.
Constitution of the Neffing @ Work Crew
Article I: In order to post, you must not have completed ANY work (this includes work based email) in the previous 10 minutes.
Article II: Anyone caught not neffing when said neffing will be punished to a life of painful and mind numbing work.
Article III: In order to retain your Official Member of the ATOT Neffing @ Work Crew tag, one must stand up in their cubicle and and scream 'bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs'. All applications for membership must be accompanied by a copy of the complaint sent to supervisor by co-workers. Seeing as this may be hard to prove, if caught lying about said requirement, punishment will be as dictated in Article II.
Article IV: Membership dues of $.42 (due anually) can be sent to neffingatwork@gmail.com.
Article V: Any Member that is banned (for however long of a time) will be have their membership removed from the Neffing @ Work Crew.
We are here to have fun, lets keep it that way
Cheers!
(this happens to be the only constitution I know of that includes a picture of beer on it)
First thing, for all those interested in joining you must first and for most, Be Neffing At Work! simple enough, yes? second, in order for you to join, you need to send me a PM. also simple
thirdly, this is our constitution, you must follow it.
Constitution of the Neffing @ Work Crew
Article I: In order to post, you must not have completed ANY work (this includes work based email) in the previous 10 minutes.
Article II: Anyone caught not neffing when said neffing will be punished to a life of painful and mind numbing work.
Article III: In order to retain your Official Member of the ATOT Neffing @ Work Crew tag, one must stand up in their cubicle and and scream 'bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs'. All applications for membership must be accompanied by a copy of the complaint sent to supervisor by co-workers. Seeing as this may be hard to prove, if caught lying about said requirement, punishment will be as dictated in Article II.
Article IV: Membership dues of $.42 (due anually) can be sent to neffingatwork@gmail.com.
Article V: Any Member that is banned (for however long of a time) will be have their membership removed from the Neffing @ Work Crew.
We are here to have fun, lets keep it that way
Cheers!
(this happens to be the only constitution I know of that includes a picture of beer on it)
Saint Nick
Lifer
- Jan 21, 2005
- 17,722
- 6
- 81
MikeyIs4Dcats
Lifer
- Nov 5, 2001
- 18,366
- 3
- 0
Q. How can I join the _______ Crew?
A. Stick a pencil in your ear, put on a plaid shirt and khakis, and drink the Kool Aid!
A. Stick a pencil in your ear, put on a plaid shirt and khakis, and drink the Kool Aid!
Q: What is the deal with all these "Crews?"
A: Just a bunch of fvcking idiots doing the courtesy of labeling themselves as fvcking idiots for us.
A: Just a bunch of fvcking idiots doing the courtesy of labeling themselves as fvcking idiots for us.
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