Anandtech OT Official FAQ!

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I am not necessarily volunteering to compile this into a clear and concise final form, but maybe I would, and in any case we really need one. We often come upon the same questions posted by people, with the same responses posted over and over. This FAQ needs to deal with commonly asked questions, to answers to which would help people for years, and possibly centuries to come. I'll start:

Q: I went to a restaurant, paid with my credit card, and when I checked my account at home noticed that the amount "charged" to my card was higher than what I authorized. Why?
A: They pre-approve a set amount, which is normally your total bill plus a tip percentage. Wait until the final amount is billed to your card before addressing this matter further.

Q: I have a credit card under my parents' account. Will it help/hurt/affect my credit score?
A: No, you have to be signer/co-signer to the account. A card with your name on it that's based upon somebody else's account has no bearing on your credit whatsoever.

EDIT: I do now volunteer to compile this in a basic html file, but I need somebody to volunteer hosting on a decently reliable server!
 

rh71

No Lifer
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Q: What does nef, QFT, or DIAF* mean ?
A: urbandictionary.com
 

gigapet

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Q: why do they call it ANANDTECH?
A: Guy named Anand created a website about TECHNOLOGY

ANAND+TECHnology = ANANDTECH

now STFU you NOOB
 

ElFenix

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Q: Why are the spelling nazis so rediculous?
A: That is 'ridiculous', f-tard.
 

smb

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Q: Is it true what they say about "big feet" ?

A: Yes, big shoes are expensive.
 

KeyserSoze

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Q: I'm in Legal Trouble, what do I do?!?!
A: Go consult a lawyer, not a forum full of geeks n00b.
 

ElFenix

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Q: I have a kitten, what should I do to help train it?
A: Post copious amounts of pics in a thread.
 

So

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Q: What does NEF mean?
A: See this thread!

Serious A:
Created in the Anandtech forums, it was a member who posted useless crap to increase his post count. Hence, the term eventually branched out in to other forums and became a popular term among forum goers. Lifers are usually a harmless bunch, not as vicious as trolls. All they care about is the postcount..
You're such a nef.
Stop neffing your lifer.
 

gigapet

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Q: I have girl questions, can I ask them here
A: sure you can, but expect 95% of us to make fun of you
 

So

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Q: What is ATOT Night Crew?
A: The NC is an elite group of special AT operatives that post during the formerly 'dull' hours when it is nighttime in the continental US and quiet.
 

purbeast0

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Q: Do Lifers think they are better than everyone else on the boards?
A: Yes.

Q: Are they better than everyone else on the boards?
A: No.

Q: Does my post count reflect my penis size?
A: Some people think so.
 

DeadByDawn

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Q: I was just injured horribly, or have a persistant medical condition. Should I post a thread about it?

A: Yes, ATOT is highly skilled in diagnosing and treating medical conditions over the internet. Maybe even more skilled than your local doctor/hospital.
 

Reel

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Q: I'm in Legal Trouble, what do I do?!?!
A: Go consult a lawyer, not a forum full of geeks n00b.

medical, doctor. substitute as appropriate...
 

DivideBYZero

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Q: How do I get a special title?
A: Suck up to the mods or do something incredibly stupid. With Spiders.
 

ElFenix

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Q: My super hot girlfriend may be cheating on me, what should I do?
A: Post numerous pics of her in a thread. Additionally, if you have naked pics, offer to pm them to members.
 

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No Lifer
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OK I think it's obvious I'll need a "life lessons" FAQ, and a "STFU N00B FAQ", but that's fine; I'll do both.