Anakin Skywalker

ChAoTiCpInOy

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Who here likes Hayden Christensen in his role as Anakin Skywalker? If the answer is no, which I am hoping it is, who would have been a better Anakin?
 

PottedMeat

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He probably would have been fine, but none of the actors had the balls to bash George Lucas over the head with his script. Not even badassmofo Samuel L. Jackson could tell Lucas that he can't write dialog for shit.

 

lokiju

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I think the only actor to really do a good job throughout the whole 3 newer movies was Ewan McGregor.

IMO the younger or less "seasoned" actors weren't able to pull off the acting they needed to with all the CGI and green screens.
 

Pacfanweb

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I'd vote for Matt Damon. I think he could pull off the whole "overcome by evil" bit without sounding like a little punk that needed a good ass-beating. He was young enough and looked young enough at the time to have done it, too.
 

oddyager

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Hayden is a terrible actor. That said I don't know who else would have wanted to read from that crappy script (I guess maybe Ewan could have been a better Anakin). :)
 

Triumph

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Liam Neeson was nominated for best actor in Schindler's List. Even he couldn't make that horrible drivel Lucas calls a dialogue sound remotely believable. You think anyone could do better with what they were given to work with?
 

UberNeuman

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The problem wasn't the actor, but the script and director.........

With the PT - all of the actors came off poorly.............
 

randay

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it would have to be jessica alba or biel, and they would have to be nude, or at least topless for 50% of the movie.
 

QED

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It doesn't matter who played Anakin... the trilogy was destined to suck because of the horrible script and overdone effects. You can polish a turd all you want, but it's still just a turd.
 

mrSHEiK124

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Originally posted by: Triumph
Liam Neeson was nominated for best actor in Schindler's List. Even he couldn't make that horrible drivel Lucas calls a dialogue sound remotely believable. You think anyone could do better with what they were given to work with?

Neeson's performance in Batman Begins was so fucking awesome I had to double check and make sure it was Liam Neeson.
 

Vic

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After many many watchings, and initially a bitter hatred of the Star Wars prequels, I have come at least to the realization that all is as it should be, including Hayden Christensen. Strange, I know... but that Darth Vader was a bitchy ungrateful punk of a teenager only makes perfect sense.

:)
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Vic
After many many watchings, and initially a bitter hatred of the Star Wars prequels, I have come at least to the realization that all is as it should be, including Hayden Christensen. Strange, I know... but that Darth Vader was a bitchy ungrateful punk of a teenager only makes perfect sense.

:)

I can't argue with that, and I now enjoy the prequels.
 

Kaolccips

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Vic
After many many watchings, and initially a bitter hatred of the Star Wars prequels, I have come at least to the realization that all is as it should be, including Hayden Christensen. Strange, I know... but that Darth Vader was a bitchy ungrateful punk of a teenager only makes perfect sense.

:)

I can't argue with that, and I now enjoy the prequels.

Indeed.

I liked the actors the way they were. It was the writing that sucked balls. Like whoever said before, you can polish a turd all you want but it's still a turd.
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: Kaolccips
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Vic
After many many watchings, and initially a bitter hatred of the Star Wars prequels, I have come at least to the realization that all is as it should be, including Hayden Christensen. Strange, I know... but that Darth Vader was a bitchy ungrateful punk of a teenager only makes perfect sense.

:)

I can't argue with that, and I now enjoy the prequels.

Indeed.

I liked the actors the way they were. It was the writing that sucked balls. Like whoever said before, you can polish a turd all you want but it's still a turd.

Heh. I know. Lucas' dialog is infamously bad.
Like... "Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader?s leash. I detected your foul stench when I was brought on board."
Or... the worst of all... like fingernails on a chalkboard...
" I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth... "

Ahh........
 

spittledip

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Did Lucas write the script for the original 3? If so, the actors were able to pull that off ok. And it isn't like they were great actors either.