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An open message to our son

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I think a certain mod is getting a little trigger happy 😉 Quota to fill? 😀

MOD:

*looks around at the forums hands shaking* "Aw f*** yeah! its a parody thread!" *hand reaches for lock button to find its already been locked!* "Aw f***!!!" *Hands start shaking faster* "If I dont fill my quota today, a kitten will be killed! Plus I wont get my doughnuts and a pat on my head!!!" *Searches frantically for a parody thread utilizing the secret mods only search function that works perfectly* "Aw yeah! A parody thread that isn't locked yet!" "Must.....click.....the....BAN BUTTON!!! muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"

:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: nboy22
I can't believe you took the time to write this.
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Why? I took the time (10 minutes) and effort to put together a worthwhile humorous parody post. Quality of content is severly lacking here lately. Posts on a forum don't have to be done every three seconds and contain one condescending remark.

Originally posted by: misle
An open message to parody thread starters

Please stop. Thanks.
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See my comment about lack of quality content. If you care to create something decent to post, then be my guest. Until then enjoy what's available.

 
10/10

This is right up there with the 'stick out your butt' parody & even the 'I put on my Halo2 T shirt' parody.

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Originally posted by: HenHowC
LOL at the geniuses who still don't realize that this is a PARODY and not the guy's actual parents posting.
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If it were real though it would be even sweeter, but this certainly deserves a 10/10!
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: nboy22
I can't believe you took the time to write this.
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Why? I took the time (10 minutes) and effort to put together a worthwhile humorous parody post. Quality of content is severly lacking here lately. Posts on a forum don't have to be done every three seconds and contain one condescending remark.

Originally posted by: misle
An open message to parody thread starters

Please stop. Thanks.
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See my comment about lack of quality content. If you care to create something decent to post, then be my guest. Until then enjoy what's available.
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Yeah I have to say Sampson I've been in many threads where I wanted to poke your eyeballs out... but this is damn near hilarious... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

10/10

-Max
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Yeah I have to say Sampson I've been in many threads where I wanted to poke your eyeballs out... but this is damn near hilarious... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

10/10

-Max
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Haha, like what threads, on what issues? Thanks btw.
I felt like I was doing the nation a service by writing this parody.
 
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