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AmerDoux

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From a parent who has had to deal with this kind of attitude, 'Thank You!'

I totally enjoyed the read :D
 

thecoolnessrune

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I think a certain mod is getting a little trigger happy ;) Quota to fill? :D

MOD:

*looks around at the forums hands shaking* "Aw f*** yeah! its a parody thread!" *hand reaches for lock button to find its already been locked!* "Aw f***!!!" *Hands start shaking faster* "If I dont fill my quota today, a kitten will be killed! Plus I wont get my doughnuts and a pat on my head!!!" *Searches frantically for a parody thread utilizing the secret mods only search function that works perfectly* "Aw yeah! A parody thread that isn't locked yet!" "Must.....click.....the....BAN BUTTON!!! muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"

:laugh:
 

Evadman

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This needs a sticky. A parody with heart. for a n00b,:p you rock SampSon.
 

SampSon

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Originally posted by: nboy22
I can't believe you took the time to write this.
Why? I took the time (10 minutes) and effort to put together a worthwhile humorous parody post. Quality of content is severly lacking here lately. Posts on a forum don't have to be done every three seconds and contain one condescending remark.

Originally posted by: misle
An open message to parody thread starters

Please stop. Thanks.
See my comment about lack of quality content. If you care to create something decent to post, then be my guest. Until then enjoy what's available.

 

Paratus

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10/10

This is right up there with the 'stick out your butt' parody & even the 'I put on my Halo2 T shirt' parody.

posted via Palm Life Drive
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: HenHowC
LOL at the geniuses who still don't realize that this is a PARODY and not the guy's actual parents posting.

If it were real though it would be even sweeter, but this certainly deserves a 10/10!
 

Doboji

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: nboy22
I can't believe you took the time to write this.
Why? I took the time (10 minutes) and effort to put together a worthwhile humorous parody post. Quality of content is severly lacking here lately. Posts on a forum don't have to be done every three seconds and contain one condescending remark.

Originally posted by: misle
An open message to parody thread starters

Please stop. Thanks.
See my comment about lack of quality content. If you care to create something decent to post, then be my guest. Until then enjoy what's available.

Yeah I have to say Sampson I've been in many threads where I wanted to poke your eyeballs out... but this is damn near hilarious... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

10/10

-Max
 

SampSon

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Originally posted by: Doboji
Yeah I have to say Sampson I've been in many threads where I wanted to poke your eyeballs out... but this is damn near hilarious... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

10/10

-Max
Haha, like what threads, on what issues? Thanks btw.
I felt like I was doing the nation a service by writing this parody.