meltdown75
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- Nov 17, 2004
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exactly. bears only speak russian!Originally posted by: Kev
bears can't speak english. what an unrealistic joke.
exactly. bears only speak russian!Originally posted by: Kev
bears can't speak english. what an unrealistic joke.
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Originally posted by: tyler811
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "...Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,"
That is where the joke falls apart. All his life, the atheist never saw any evidence that god exists, so he had no reason to believe. Then, suddenly all these unexplainable things happen and god himself starts talking to the atheist, now he has a valid reason to believe.
I don't see anything hypocritical about it at all.
Yeah, I thought the same thing. If there was actually PROOF that god existed I don't think we would have Atheists in the world.
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
If there was actually PROOF that god existed I don't think we would have Atheists in the world.
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Originally posted by: tyler811
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "...Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,"
That is where the joke falls apart. All his life, the atheist never saw any evidence that god exists, so he had no reason to believe. Then, suddenly all these unexplainable things happen and god himself starts talking to the atheist, now he has a valid reason to believe.
I don't see anything hypocritical about it at all.
Yeah, I thought the same thing. If there was actually PROOF that god existed I don't think we would have Atheists in the world.
Originally posted by: BigJ
What proof does he have? For all he knows it could've been a hallucination.
Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Originally posted by: tyler811
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "...Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,"
That is where the joke falls apart. All his life, the atheist never saw any evidence that god exists, so he had no reason to believe. Then, suddenly all these unexplainable things happen and god himself starts talking to the atheist, now he has a valid reason to believe.
I don't see anything hypocritical about it at all.
Now THERE's some decent analysisOriginally posted by: drinkmorejava
well if you really want to read into it
The grizzly bear only lives in North America where 77%(2001) of adults in the US and 83%(1991) in Canada identify themselves as Christian. Thus, in maintaining the simplicity of the joke and picking one god, it would be most correct to identify with the Christian god.
Originally posted by: tyler811
Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Originally posted by: tyler811
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "...Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,"
That is where the joke falls apart. All his life, the atheist never saw any evidence that god exists, so he had no reason to believe. Then, suddenly all these unexplainable things happen and god himself starts talking to the atheist, now he has a valid reason to believe.
I don't see anything hypocritical about it at all.
Its a damn joke
Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: tyler811
Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Originally posted by: tyler811
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "...Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,"
That is where the joke falls apart. All his life, the atheist never saw any evidence that god exists, so he had no reason to believe. Then, suddenly all these unexplainable things happen and god himself starts talking to the atheist, now he has a valid reason to believe.
I don't see anything hypocritical about it at all.
Its a damn joke
Nothing is as it is. It is what you make it.
Same here, but I'd rather believe in him if it means roasting.Originally posted by: aidanjm
I'd rather be dead for eternity than kiss the a$$ of a god that mean spirited
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
The atheist should have asked god to make the bear a priest. Then after enduring a little molestation he would have been free to go.
Wow.....just...wow