Originally posted by: Geekbabe
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- M4H
George and Harry went fishing one day. While fishing in the boat, Harry proceeded to light a cigar with the biggest lighter George had ever seen.
So George asks Harry "Man where you get that thing?" Harry replied, "I got from my genie."
George says "Quit your lying, you don't have to be like that. Keep it a secret if you want to."
Harry then reached under his seat and pulled out his magic lamp.
Harry tells George "You can have only one wish, but you better be very precise and loud, cuz this genie don't hear to good."
So George rubs the lamp, and lo and behold out pops a genie.
"What is you wish master?"
George looks at Harry and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."
An hour later a duck lands in the boat, then another, and another....
George looks at Harry and says, "that's one messed up genie!"
Harry then asks George, "Do you really think that i wanted a 12 inch Bic?"
So George asks Harry "Man where you get that thing?" Harry replied, "I got from my genie."
George says "Quit your lying, you don't have to be like that. Keep it a secret if you want to."
Harry then reached under his seat and pulled out his magic lamp.
Harry tells George "You can have only one wish, but you better be very precise and loud, cuz this genie don't hear to good."
So George rubs the lamp, and lo and behold out pops a genie.
"What is you wish master?"
George looks at Harry and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."
An hour later a duck lands in the boat, then another, and another....
George looks at Harry and says, "that's one messed up genie!"
Harry then asks George, "Do you really think that i wanted a 12 inch Bic?"
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, but instead she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours! He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours, but instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!" Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall.
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the first doctor. "I just realised I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours, but instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!" Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall.
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the first doctor. "I just realised I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
Originally posted by: Entity
You should've quit while you were ahead, GB.
Rob
Lol,stop me before I pun again,ahahaha
"Freudian slips are when you say one thing but mean your mother"
I used that already.Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Entity
You should've quit while you were ahead, GB.
Rob
Lol,stop me before I pun again,ahahaha
"Freudian slips are when you say one thing but mean your mother"
You asked for it. Stop me if you've heard this one...
An elderly lady goes to see her doctor, and explains that she is having a little trouble with gas. She tells him that her farts have always been silent and odorless. He gives her some pills and tells her to take one a day for a week, then to come back and see him.
A week later the lady pays her visit to the doctor, and informs him that her farts are still silent, but that they stink mightily. He says, "Good, now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."
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