Amazon is running out of toilet paper.

[quikah]

One of my Filipino friends posted this on Facebook as a response to all the TP hoarding craziness:

 

[highland145]

Still in stock and bulk.

 

[ShookKnight]

I'm just going to stick my butt out the window and just go... and I live in the basement.

 

[highland145]

I'm just going to stick my butt out the window and just go... and I live in the basement.

You know it flows down hill, right?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Price gouging on TP is already starting on Amazon lol.

27 Rolsl Toilet Paper,tUltra Soft Toilet Paper, 200 g of 4 Layers,27rolls : Amazon.ca: Health & Personal Care

27 Rolsl Toilet Paper,tUltra Soft Toilet Paper, 200 g of 4 Layers,27rolls : Amazon.ca: Health & Personal Care

www.amazon.ca

Only $1,615.99 + Shipping.

Never even heard of that brand, but it has Chinese letters on it so it does not instill a lot of confidence.

 

[highland145]

Price gouging on TP is already starting on Amazon lol.

27 Rolsl Toilet Paper,tUltra Soft Toilet Paper, 200 g of 4 Layers,27rolls : Amazon.ca: Health & Personal Care

27 Rolsl Toilet Paper,tUltra Soft Toilet Paper, 200 g of 4 Layers,27rolls : Amazon.ca: Health & Personal Care

www.amazon.ca

Only $1,615.99 + Shipping.

Never even heard of that brand, but it has Chinese letters on it so it does not instill a lot of confidence.

Rolsl doesn't either.

 

[Svnla]

My roommate whined when I ordered 3 packs of double size TP (12 rolls for each pack) from Amazon last year when they were on sale. He is not saying a word now because he may need them sooner than later if this virus thing is getting worse.

I also have plenty of can foods (different variety and flavor) in the kitchen cabinets plus water bottles and bags of rice so I am good for a long while. Will have to check my Brita pitcher and the filters later this week, they have been in storage.


Not a prepper by any mean but they sure are laughing at us regular folks now.

 

[PlanetJosh]

Finally something to bring them down a peg or two? Nah

 

[sdifox]

You're the first person who ever wanted my ass. <3

Wait, you are Shorty?

 

[shortylickens]

I'm pretty sure people are panic buying just because other people are panic buying.

Yeah thats the real issue. Panic over panic, and its dangerous.

One of the fuel crisis of the 70's was caused not by lack of oil, but perceived lack of oil, and thats why people were lined up at gas stations. It eventually created a genuine gas crisis.

 

[Starbuck1975]

The way people are acting, I’m surprised we’ve not already advanced to cannibalism yet, like Danny McBride in “This is the End”.

 

[sandorski]

The way people are acting, I’m surprised we’ve not already advanced to cannibalism yet, like Danny McBride in “This is the End”.

nom nom no....we haven't?

 

[sdifox]

The way people are acting, I’m surprised we’ve not already advanced to cannibalism yet, like Danny McBride in “This is the End”.

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1238215769445388288

Look at those vultures! Invest in a bidet!

 

[Jeeebus]

My wife has been buying ziti, linguine, etc.

She's prepping for the coming apastalypse.

 

[snoopy7548]

I might start stealing toilet paper rolls from the bathrooms at work. They're single-ply, but people will buy anything these days.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1238215769445388288

Look at those vultures! Invest in a bidet!

If it ever gets to the point where toilet paper is that valuable those people are going to be sorry they didn't invest in something with a lot more firepower than a bidet.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I think Home Depot is starting to take out the summer stuff as they tend to do it quite early, they might have pressure washers in stock.

 

[Leymenaide]

Zero paper at my costco . If I get desperate and I run out of corn cobs I will get a Newspaper subscription. Problem solved

 

[sandorski]

Zero paper at my costco . If I get desperate and I run out of corn cobs I will get a Newspaper subscription. Problem solved

Just to be sure, you should rush down and buy every Newspaper you can find before They do.

 

[highland145]

Taking notes...bringing my AR-14

 

[highland145]

Zero paper at my costco . If I get desperate and I run out of corn cobs I will get a Newspaper subscription. Problem solved

Dude, the slick sales papers....

 

[TheVrolok]

Wife was our casually shopping with her mom, 0 TP at Giant, Sam's, and Target. (they went to Sam's first and then stopped by the others on the way home just to see what was going on) No bread at Sam's. No bread or pasta at Giant. Wtf people?

I bought TP from Amazon on sale in November and still have a ton left. Do many Americans shit all day?

 

[highland145]

Wife was our casually shopping with her mom, 0 TP at Giant, Sam's, and Target. (they went to Sam's first and then stopped by the others on the way home just to see what was going on) No bread at Sam's. No bread or pasta at Giant. Wtf people?

I bought TP from Amazon on sale in November and still have a ton left. Do many Americans shit all day?

Lol. I do have flour, yeast, a bread machine...
This feels like desavue. 😀

 

[Red Squirrel]

Buy parts from Digikey their packaging material would probably make decent TP and they Fedex within 1 day!

The divets in the paper will act like little scoops.