Am I going to die?

[Exterous]

I got bitten by a vole yesterday. Didn't break the skin so I thought I was fine but I am tired this morning so there must be something wrong :'(

I'll miss you guys.....well some of you

 

[destrekor]

It gave you fleas, probably carrying the plague.

RIP Exterous. Will miss you. :'(


... first dibs on stuff? :awe:

 

[zinfamous]

You'll be fine.

May want a tetanus shot just to be sure.



Oh, and an AIDs shot.

 

[sandorski]

Has half the required legs to be a Spider. You will be fine.

 

[preCRT]

Eventually everyone dies.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Vole = field mouse
I suppose that you could contract the Hantavirus from it if you live in NM. http://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/

 

[brainhulk]

vagina + mole =vole?

 

[IronWing]

It gave you fleas, probably carrying the plague.

RIP Exterous. Will miss you. :'(


... first dibs on stuff? :awe:

We'll have to burn the stuff and abandon the house for a generation.

 

[destrekor]

Uh oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

 

[sourceninja]

...

 

[edro]

Story?

 

[Puffnstuff]

vagina + mole =vole?

He only has to worry about the star nose mole if he lives near wetlands. Here in the southeast they're common around the Okefenokee and the everglades.

 

[Exterous]

... first dibs on stuff? :awe:

By the ancient law of the internet the charred ashes of my stuff are yours after IronWing burns it all

Story?

I was trying to herd him into a cage for transport off my property and to a park when the little bastard bit my finger

You'll be fine.

May want a tetanus shot just to be sure.



Oh, and an AIDs shot.

At least its not lupus

 

[MomentsofSanity]

At least its not lupus

Pffft. It's never Lupus.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Voles are known to follow moles so you'd better look for tunneling on your property. I trapped 8 voles earlier this year when they followed the moles into my yard. I was trapping moles when they dug underneath the fence and started digging into the mole tunnels around the house. I used some victor and tomcat rat traps baited with peanut butter to get them. The moles took a bit longer to get using victor out o sight and trapline mole traps but as of this moment all are gone having been returned to the dust of the fields. And since I have dominion over the animals I will do the same for them next time around. I figure that when the other moles in the area discover the abandoned tunnels that they'll expand out and use them. I want to capture the little pests before they can breed again next year.

 

[Linux23]

Probably. Yes.

 

[PricklyPete]

vagina + mole =vole?

Dear jeebus.... I did not want to wake to that.

 

[Matthiasa]

It could have been infected with rabies...

 

[brainhulk]

what exactly were you doing? trying to pet it? stuffed it down your pants? replace hamster powering house?

 

[midwestfisherman]

I was trying to herd him into a cage for transport off my property and to a park when the little bastard bit my finger

You should have just stabbed the little bastard with a pitch fork! That's what I do. Well, until I adopted my latest cat (outdoor). He digs them up eats them and then vomits them back up on the sidewalk. At least they're dead!

 

[kage69]

vagina + mole =vole?

I can see a sea anemone comparison there maybe, but a vagina?

As an amateur gynecologist I can't think of single vag I've come across (no pun intended) that looked anything close to that.


Also, it's never lupus.

 

[DaveSimmons]

William Shatner says: YES!

https://youtu.be/h9eQ8_T1ytU

 

[MongGrel]

William Shatner says: YES!

https://youtu.be/h9eQ8_T1ytU

Heh, that wild and whacky Uncle Bill, is a joke with the wife and I.

(We know one of his nephews)

Odd little things, voles.

 

[Arcadio]

Eventually everyone dies.

I can say with absolute certainty that you will die. I just can't tell you when.

What if technological advances outpace mortality to the point where death becomes obsolete?

 

[zinfamous]

What if technological advances outpace mortality to the point where death becomes obsolete?

Then I would just rather be dead.