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Am I going to die?

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Exterous

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I got bitten by a vole yesterday. Didn't break the skin so I thought I was fine but I am tired this morning so there must be something wrong :'(

I'll miss you guys.....well some of you
 
It gave you fleas, probably carrying the plague.

RIP Exterous. Will miss you. :'(


... first dibs on stuff? :awe:
 
vagina + mole =vole?

starnosedmole.jpg
 
Voles are known to follow moles so you'd better look for tunneling on your property. I trapped 8 voles earlier this year when they followed the moles into my yard. I was trapping moles when they dug underneath the fence and started digging into the mole tunnels around the house. I used some victor and tomcat rat traps baited with peanut butter to get them. The moles took a bit longer to get using victor out o sight and trapline mole traps but as of this moment all are gone having been returned to the dust of the fields. And since I have dominion over the animals I will do the same for them next time around. I figure that when the other moles in the area discover the abandoned tunnels that they'll expand out and use them. I want to capture the little pests before they can breed again next year.
 
what exactly were you doing? trying to pet it? stuffed it down your pants? replace hamster powering house?
 
Exterous said:
I was trying to herd him into a cage for transport off my property and to a park when the little bastard bit my finger
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You should have just stabbed the little bastard with a pitch fork! That's what I do. Well, until I adopted my latest cat (outdoor). He digs them up eats them and then vomits them back up on the sidewalk. At least they're dead!
 
brainhulk said:
vagina + mole =vole?

starnosedmole.jpg
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I can see a sea anemone comparison there maybe, but a vagina?

As an amateur gynecologist I can't think of single vag I've come across (no pun intended) that looked anything close to that.


Also, it's never lupus.
 
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