Almost called in sick today

[Texashiker]

After thinking about it for a little while, I figured 1/2 the workers in the US would be calling in with all kinds of excuses.

Someone has to go to work and pay their taxes to support people on welfare. So I decided to pick up the slack.

Crawl your butt back in the bed, and sleep comfortably knowing someone got up the day after the super bowl and went to work.

You're welcome.

 

[KLin]

You're

 

[Fritzo]

Fortunately I remembered I have to sub for someone this Saturday, so I get today off. Just remembered at 11:30pm last night....I was hours away from getting up and going to work!

 

[Riverhound777]

I only had two beers yesterday. Guess I'm getting old

 

[Saint Nick]

Actually, I thought about calling in, too. I am legitimately sick, but drank in excess last night...whooooooo......I feel like shit today!

 

[Vic Vega]

...

 

[Fausto]

Jesus christ your threads suck.

 

[SandEagle]

thanks man. the only cheddar the welfare folks can make is from shredding government cheese. i applaud your dedication.

 

[Hoober]

Jesus christ your threads suck.

This.

 

[Anubis]

im at home today, its not because of the stuporbowl, its because i have liquid coming out of the wrong ends of my body

 

[SP33Demon]

How noble of you to also post using your company's resources while at work. Elitism cracks me up.

 

[ViviTheMage]

I don't know anyone who called in today...

 

[Gibson486]

I'm sorry, but you are among one of the worst trolls on this board. Troll better.

 

[Fausto]

I'm sorry, but you are among one of the worst trolls on this board. Troll better.

He's not trolling, he's insane. He thinks the world could end any day and has an ammo-stocked cabin in the woods "just in case".

 

[Texashiker]

He's not trolling, he's insane. He thinks the world could end any day and has an ammo-stocked cabin in the woods "just in case".

I guess you have a problem with self-reliance?

With tensions building with iran, I see no reason not to be prepared.

 

[Fausto]

I guess you have a problem with self-reliance?

You are way, way beyond "self-reliance". You are also VASTLY overestimating your contribution to society by showing up today.

 

[Patranus]

Had this discussion with someone.
What holiday would you give up to get the day after the Super Bowl off.
The consensus was MLK day because of the spacing of other holidays.

 

[Texashiker]

You are way, way beyond "self-reliance".

I disagree.

My seed stockpile is a little low from last years garden. I need to double my seed stockpile between now and April. My wife and I have plans on building a backyard chicken coop over the next month.

You are also VASTLY overestimating your contribution to society by showing up today.

Maybe so, but oh well.

 

[gorcorps]

If I called in sick I still would have gotten paid, and therefore contributed taxes.

Suck it

 

[rh71]

nobody sick here

 

[SagaLore]

i guess you have a problem with self-reliance?

With tensions building with iran, i see no reason not to be prepared.

l o l

 

[Fausto]

l o l

Laugh all you want, he'll be the last man standing when they unleash their navy on us.

WOLVERINES!!!!

 

[TecHNooB]

He's not trolling, he's insane. He thinks the world could end any day and has an ammo-stocked cabin in the woods "just in case".

I think it's great to know a guy who's ready for WW3. When shit hits the fan, you know who to go to

 

[CraigRT]

I was working on my new place during this dumb football game, I'm at work just fine of course.

 

[GotIssues]

If I called in sick I still would have gotten paid, and therefore contributed taxes.

I came in here to say this.

I guess you have a problem with self-reliance?

With tensions building with iran, I see no reason not to be prepared.

Tensions in Iran are going to cause the US government to collapse and send the US into anarchy? Sorry, Iran isn't that large and powerful, and they've already pissed off half the world. The worst thing they can do is cause gas prices to rise.

Or are you proposing that Iran, who doesn't possess nuclear weapons let alone a rocket that could make it's way around the world, whose population is 74 million, has no military presences outside their own country, under UN sanctions, and has regional enemies that would love to wipe them off the planet is going to invade the United States?