All this Ninja vs Pirates vs Zombie vs Sharks

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eigen

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It should be clear from the numerous and varied films stories and comics that in fact vampires own all.
Do we really need to dispute this? If you think that any of the above could beat your average vampire..then you have a seriously skewed worldview.

Vampires can: use weapons as well or better than ninja, they are faster quicker.Some can turn into fog bats and moonlight.They can hypnotize you ....and most important of all the dress well. I dont know about you but its important that they dress well so they can get laid.
 
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bandana163

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High level clerics > Vampires.
A level 25 cleric can rip a vampire to shreds by the power of his will and faith.
 
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jagec

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Originally posted by: eigen
Vampires can: use weapons as well or better than ninja, they are faster quicker.Some can turn into fog bats and moonlight.They can hypnotize you ....and most important of all the dress well. I dont know about you but its important that they dress well so they can get laid.
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what are you talking about? Vampires don't use weapons nearly as well as ninjas, you watch too much Blade. Vampires just bite. Sure they're strong, but they don't have the constant training (or total sweetness) of a ninja, or even the bloodthirsty desperation of a pirate.

as for the dressing well....I'm sure they can pick up all the angsty, suicidal goth girls on Livejournal. ;)
 
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eigen

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: eigen
Vampires can: use weapons as well or better than ninja, they are faster quicker.Some can turn into fog bats and moonlight.They can hypnotize you ....and most important of all the dress well. I dont know about you but its important that they dress well so they can get laid.
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what are you talking about? Vampires don't use weapons nearly as well as ninjas, you watch too much Blade. Vampires just bite. Sure they're strong, but they don't have the constant training (or total sweetness) of a ninja, or even the bloodthirsty desperation of a pirate.

as for the dressing well....I'm sure they can pick up all the angsty, suicidal goth girls on Livejournal. ;)
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Lets compare what is the scariest of the bunch.You tell me that vampires are not way cooler.
vampire

ninja

pirate

shark
 
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eigen

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
But can they flip out and start cutting peoples heads off?
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No but they will eat you. They in fact will bite your neck off and they will do this whenever they are hungry.
 
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eigen

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Originally posted by: Gibson486
Matt Damon
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Matt Damon could do jack against a vampire or a ninja. He could maybe get a lick or two in against a pirate but then the pirate would stomp his litte ass into the deck....and sharks please.....
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: eigen
Originally posted by: Nitemare
But can they flip out and start cutting peoples heads off?
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No but they will eat you. They in fact will bite your neck off and they will do this whenever they are hungry.
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They can't do this if they don't have a head, foo.... :p
 
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Tom

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no way a vampire is gonna take a shark. a little girl can whip a vampire.
 
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Gooberlx2

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I'll have to go with.....a ninja, that was turned into a vampire! Gotta love how pirates get no love.

But in the end, the Iceman from Greenland owns all....'cause he owns sharks, and sharks own all the others.
 
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TheNinja

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Originally posted by: shenaniganz
I'll settle this once and for all:

Ninjas>* (Proof)
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you make a good point my friend. The original poster also makes some good points and there were many good points about the sweetness of ninjas pointed out in this thread. However everyone knows ninjas > * so I for one am getting sick of all these threads bashing ninjas, saying that ninjas are not awesome, or saying that I am not a ninja.

If fact this script proves it once and for all:
Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. vampires are walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a monster vampire as a boss. they are all laughing about how they are better than ninjas. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and they all pee their pants and poop leaks out of their butts a little.

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to the vampire and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy and saying they wished they loved ninjas as much as TheNinja.

Scene 3: The boss vampire tries to attack TheNinja by flying with his cape and biting the ninjas face, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs and blocks the biting attack with his boner and proceeds to perform bukkake on the vampire.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.

 
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