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Gooberlx2

Lifer
May 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: shenaniganz
I'll settle this once and for all:

Ninjas>* (Proof)

you make a good point my friend. The original poster also makes some good points and there were many good points about the sweetness of ninjas pointed out in this thread. However everyone knows ninjas > * so I for one am getting sick of all these threads bashing ninjas, saying that ninjas are not awesome, or saying that I am not a ninja.

If fact this script proves it once and for all:
Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. vampires are walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a monster vampire as a boss. they are all laughing about how they are better than ninjas. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and they all pee their pants and poop leaks out of their butts a little.

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to the vampire and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy and saying they wished they loved ninjas as much as TheNinja.

Scene 3: The boss vampire tries to attack TheNinja by flying with his cape and biting the ninjas face, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs and blocks the biting attack with his boner and proceeds to perform bukkake on the vampire.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.

proof positive :thumbsup:
 

shenaniganz

Golden Member
Aug 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: shenaniganz
I'll settle this once and for all:

Ninjas>* (Proof)

you make a good point my friend. The original poster also makes some good points and there were many good points about the sweetness of ninjas pointed out in this thread. However everyone knows ninjas > * so I for one am getting sick of all these threads bashing ninjas, saying that ninjas are not awesome, or saying that I am not a ninja.

If fact this script proves it once and for all:
Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. vampires are walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a monster vampire as a boss. they are all laughing about how they are better than ninjas. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and they all pee their pants and poop leaks out of their butts a little.

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to the vampire and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy and saying they wished they loved ninjas as much as TheNinja.

Scene 3: The boss vampire tries to attack TheNinja by flying with his cape and biting the ninjas face, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs and blocks the biting attack with his boner and proceeds to perform bukkake on the vampire.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.


Robert Hamburger? Is that you?

 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
24,117
2
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TheNinja simply laughs and blocks the biting attack with his boner and proceeds to perform bukkake on the vampire.

O.....K........ :roll:
 

nycxandy

Diamond Member
Apr 11, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: shenaniganz
I'll settle this once and for all:

Ninjas>* (Proof)

you make a good point my friend. The original poster also makes some good points and there were many good points about the sweetness of ninjas pointed out in this thread. However everyone knows ninjas > * so I for one am getting sick of all these threads bashing ninjas, saying that ninjas are not awesome, or saying that I am not a ninja.

If fact this script proves it once and for all:
Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. vampires are walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a monster vampire as a boss. they are all laughing about how they are better than ninjas. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and they all pee their pants and poop leaks out of their butts a little.

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to the vampire and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy and saying they wished they loved ninjas as much as TheNinja.

Scene 3: The boss vampire tries to attack TheNinja by flying with his cape and biting the ninjas face, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs and blocks the biting attack with his boner and proceeds to perform bukkake on the vampire.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.

proof positive :thumbsup:

Say no more. End of discussion!
 

TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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1
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Originally posted by: shenaniganz
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: shenaniganz
I'll settle this once and for all:

Ninjas>* (Proof)

you make a good point my friend. The original poster also makes some good points and there were many good points about the sweetness of ninjas pointed out in this thread. However everyone knows ninjas > * so I for one am getting sick of all these threads bashing ninjas, saying that ninjas are not awesome, or saying that I am not a ninja.

If fact this script proves it once and for all:
Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. vampires are walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a monster vampire as a boss. they are all laughing about how they are better than ninjas. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and they all pee their pants and poop leaks out of their butts a little.

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to the vampire and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy and saying they wished they loved ninjas as much as TheNinja.

Scene 3: The boss vampire tries to attack TheNinja by flying with his cape and biting the ninjas face, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs and blocks the biting attack with his boner and proceeds to perform bukkake on the vampire.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.


Robert Hamburger? Is that you?

No, I'm Bobby Cheeseburger
 

konakona

Diamond Member
May 6, 2004
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Originally posted by: Nitemare



I bet someone played with hello kitty as a kid...

hello kitty? its okay, ignorance is bliss.. damn good and addicting as is, you dont know what you are missing :) FIY, never seen a single person who wasnt awestruck by the awesome story of tsukihime. the only reason you are not seeing this translated in english is sheer amount of text (5000pages for all possible routes)
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: VanillaH
Originally posted by: Nitemare



I bet someone played with hello kitty as a kid...

hello kitty? its okay, ignorance is bliss.. damn good and addicting as is, you dont know what you are missing :) FIY, never seen a single person who wasnt awestruck by the awesome story of tsukihime. the only reason you are not seeing this translated in english is sheer amount of text (5000pages for all possible routes)

I can maybe see anime schoolgirls and guys in funny costumes but anime girl vampires???
 

konakona

Diamond Member
May 6, 2004
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I can maybe see anime schoolgirls and guys in funny costumes but anime girl vampires???
again, you dont know what your missing and its your loss :) most people loved singetsutan tsukihime (those who werent acquainted with the game first that is) and large number of them fell in love with the original as a result.

BTW, pls refrain from quoting in cascaded manner, not only it makes threads unnecesarrily long and unreadable but it also wastes bandwidth :p