Gooberlx2
Lifer
- May 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
you make a good point my friend. The original poster also makes some good points and there were many good points about the sweetness of ninjas pointed out in this thread. However everyone knows ninjas > * so I for one am getting sick of all these threads bashing ninjas, saying that ninjas are not awesome, or saying that I am not a ninja.
If fact this script proves it once and for all:
Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. vampires are walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a monster vampire as a boss. they are all laughing about how they are better than ninjas. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and they all pee their pants and poop leaks out of their butts a little.
Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to the vampire and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy and saying they wished they loved ninjas as much as TheNinja.
Scene 3: The boss vampire tries to attack TheNinja by flying with his cape and biting the ninjas face, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs and blocks the biting attack with his boner and proceeds to perform bukkake on the vampire.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!
Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.
proof positive :thumbsup:
