ALL of my songs are back up!!

[snakesnfrogs]

<< I would start flaming but I think Red's got it under control. >>




LMAO

 

[Deeko]

<< I would start flaming but I think Red's got it under control. >>


Yea, he's filling your usual bill of useless post that can easily be shot down quite nicely....how about when he made up a quote in the beginning? Yea that was a good one.

 

[Urinal Mint]

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<< Big Deal Dorko, yo've remixed about of songs by Nstink and the Back Door Boys. The Bone Smokers ought to really love you for it. >>


Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure I wrote them myself. Especially since one of the songs is a true story. I don't THINK NSync just happened to have written any songs that were a perfect true story about me. >>


Yeah they did... if I remember one of the songs they were spamming on the radio distinctly said, &quot;I am a big pansy, give me that 13 year old muff, girl don't be so antsy, open your mouth and take my stuff.&quot;

 

[Deeko]

<< Yeah they did... if I remember one of the songs they were spamming on the radio distinctly said, &quot;I am a big pansy, give me that 13 year old muff, girl don't be so antsy, open your mouth and take my stuff.&quot; >>


Hmm....I don't think they ever wrote a song like that, nor do I think it applies to me...good try though. Why don't you go back to hating yourself and shut up? Oh, and you had asked in that thread why girls don't like you? Well, if you act anything like this, shouldn't that be pretty simple?

 

[Alienwho]

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<< I would start flaming but I think Red's got it under control. >>


Yea, he's filling your usual bill of useless post that can easily be shot down quite nicely....how about when he made up a quote in the beginning? Yea that was a good one. >>


Haha yeah easily shot down. Shoot this down: I just listened to your Nsync &quot;bye bye bye&quot;.

You're the kind of guy that goes on Jenny Jones saying that you're a pop superstar and embarrasses the hell out of himself.

 

[Deeko]

Hmm...if you read my first post, which you proably didn't, I said that some of the covers are WAY out of my natural range, and therefore soung like crap, cause I sang in the artist's octave anyway. Looks like I did manage to shoot you down.

 

[Urinal Mint]

Actually, I like myself just fine, and trying to rub my problems in my face will only make it worse for you.

I'm just fvcking teasing you man, lighten up.

 

[Alienwho]

<< Hmm...if you read my first post, which you proably didn't, I said that some of the covers are WAY out of my natural range, and therefore soung like crap, cause I sang in the artist's octave anyway. Looks like I did manage to shoot you down. >>


Yeah...you showed me

How much does your CD cost? If I mail you a couple bucks will you promise to throw it directly into the garbage for me. (I don't want you to waste money on shipping )

 

[Deeko]

If you were the only one, maybe I would.

 

[Deeko]

<< Yeah...you showed me
>>


You told me to shoot you down, and I did. Don't see what's so confusing about that

 

[huanaku]

Man, you've got guts to put those things up. more comments after I listen to a couple more.

 

[dOrKuS]

Now I'm not thread crapping or anything, but that was some of the funniest $hit I've ever heard.

Thanks!!!

 

[Red Dawn]

You really think you don't suck huh? Bwuahahaha. Hell your crap wouldn't even make it at the Fair for the Pig Hollering contest.



<< You told me to shoot you down, and I did. >>

The only thing you've been shooting around here little bitch is your off key wad.

 

[Deeko]

Oh, btw, for those of you that have forgotten, when I made the cover CD, which was like 2 years ago, I didn't make it thinking it was good. I made it thinking it was funny, regardless of whether or not it was good or not. And funny it was, and still is.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< I said that some of the covers are WAY out of my natural range >>

Yeah your natural range is that of PeeWee Herman spending a night in Lockdown with some big old ugly convict named Billy Bob Bubba.

 

[Deeko]

<< Hell your crap wouldn't even make it at the Fair for the Pig Hollering contest >>


Please, do something better and post it up here. If you are that adamant that I suck, you must be pretty good yourself. I wanna hear it.

 

[Deeko]

<< Yeah your natural range is that of PeeWee Herman spending a night in Lockdown with some big old ugly convict named Billy Bob Bubba. >>


Good one...almost made sense. Almost.

 

[Alienwho]

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<< Hell your crap wouldn't even make it at the Fair for the Pig Hollering contest >>


Please, do something better and post it up here. If you are that adamant that I suck, you must be pretty good yourself. I wanna hear it. >>


There are so many ways to respond to that, it's just hilarious, you totally set yourself up.

 

[Deeko]

<< There are so many ways to respond to that, it's just hilarious, you totally set yourself up. >>


Maybe if you are 5 years old. If you're a normal person, in order to have a GOOD response to that, you would have to be a good singer...but I guess your responses fall under the 5 year old category, eh?

 

[Alienwho]

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<< There are so many ways to respond to that, it's just hilarious, you totally set yourself up. >>


Maybe if you are 5 years old. If you're a normal person, in order to have a GOOD response to that, you would have to be a good singer...but I guess your responses fall under the 5 year old category, eh? >>


If that's the case, I know if a 5 year old ever outwitted me and embarrassed me in public i'd shoot myself.(considering their comebacks consist of poopy head and fart face) but you know, whatever.

 

[Capn]

alienwho, make that poopyhead, fart face, homo, and girl. That's about as much as a five year can give out. Deeko, you sure are a sucker for punishment.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< Please, do something better and post it up here. If you are that adamant that I suck, you must be pretty good yourself. I wanna hear it. >>

You want to hear me take a crap? Man you are sicker than I thought.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< If you are that adamant that I suck, you must be pretty good yourself. >>

Hehehe, I've got news for you Dorko, one doesn't have to be &quot;Pretty Good&quot; to be better than you.

 

[huanaku]

I'm not meaning to flame, but do have some comments. I wrote these as listening to the music, so please excuse typos.

Your voice does not sound natural (read: nasal), sounds like you're repressing your voice. Try to sing naturally (voice lessons?).

You slur/don't enunciate well (that's seemingly popular today though).

You almost sound a half-step off key. Are you trying to do pop, rap, hip-hop, country?? Sometimes I can't tell.

The recording/remixing is poor, your voice jumps in and out at times (farther from mic, closer to mic type). EX: <small voice> your love sets me </small voice> <big voice> free </big voice> (see end of song).

Your range is not very good, all the higher notes sound forced, and the lower ones sound like a burp.

&quot;All I want&quot; sounds like marvin the martian ... where the harmony man?

Like I said at the beginning, just some constructive comments. Good luck being the next New Kids on the Block.

 

[Deeko]

<< If that's the case, I know if a 5 year old ever outwitted me and embarrassed me in public i'd shoot myself.(considering their comebacks consist of poopy head and fart face) but you know, whatever.
>>


Its sad that you're on the same level as them, eh?



<< Hehehe, I've got news for you Dorko, one doesn't have to be &quot;Pretty Good&quot; to be better than you. >>


Well then, please, by all means, write a better song, sing it, and post it. I wanna hear it.