Alky's thread.

[alkemyst]

So, it's our fault you're this way? :sneaky:

not entirely, I was always my way. Pick on me when I am down and I will make you miserable when I am up.

 

[JulesMaximus]

not entirely, I was always my way. Pick on me when I am down and I will make you miserable when I am up.

Have I ever done that to you? ()

If I've ever hurt your feelers I apologize.

 

[brianmanahan]

500 pounds, that's the number I figured I needed to lose. Lose 500 pounds and you could consider yourself a legitimate monster.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

500 pounds, that's the number I figured I needed to lose. Lose 500 pounds and you could consider yourself a legitimate monster.

Hahahhahahhahahah

Oh that's good.

 

[alkemyst]

order a quiche, bitch.

 

[alkemyst]

how many times did you masturbate to her?

 

[Pantlegz]

500 times, that's the number I figured I needed to masturbate. 500 times and you could consider yourself a legitimate monster.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

500 times, that's the number I figured I needed to masturbate. 500 times and you could consider yourself a legitimate monster.

In a row?

That's some stamina; I bet you WOULD be a monster after that...

 

[alkemyst]

500 times, that's the number I figured I needed to masturbate. 500 times and you could consider yourself a legitimate monster.

you do what you gotta do bro.

 

[alkemyst]

In a row?

That's some stamina; I bet you WOULD be a monster after that...

I bet you are still over 300lbs