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alkemyst said:
Actually I am dating late 20's to late 30's now. I am turning 42. The chick I almost divorced my wife for a few years ago (ex-olympic gymnast and a hottie, turning 36 this year) just contacted me yesterday and we hung out a couple hours...she is still upset, but has been texting me today.

I fuck mom's for the lolz.
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Sure you do. :awe:
 
JulesMaximus said:
Sure you do. :awe:
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there is a reason I haven't been posting much at night lately. My leg got fucked up yesterday, I can barely walk. Should be ok soon. Still got to dog park for my boy today.

I am the real deal. I have not exaggerated anything of my life here, good or bad.
 
alkemyst said:
First, would be you have to live in Texas. Trust me I am just replying...not making me angry or anything. What's your daily driver look like? lolz
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i have an 02 z71 tahoe and an 02 avalon. guess what, my shit is paid off. it gets me from point a to point b and i take care of them. trust me, i pull way more pussy than you'll ever dream old man with 10 year old vehicles. i know you'll reply wanting proof but you really think i'm going to pleasure you with girls you think about fucking while you're having sex with your ex-wife?
 
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alkemyst said:
there is a reason I haven't been posting much at night lately. My leg got fucked up yesterday, I can barely walk. Should be ok soon. Still got to dog park for my boy today.

I am the real deal. I have not exaggerated anything of my life here, good or bad.
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and you might be all of this that you speak about. the fact that you have to go out of your way to convince us well.. you've been around the internet for long enough old man. i'm sure you used to talk about how much teacher pussy you used to get on a BBS, win 3.1 style.

if you're having all of this fun then hey, i'm the first to pat a fellow's back who's still in the game but if you think the way you act online brings people closer to you, then you're a fucking idiot😀

also, if you're aiming for trolling, you've had a good run but you'll be TFP.
 
slightlyhuman said:
and you might be all of this that you speak about. the fact that you have to go out of your way to convince us well.. you've been around the internet for long enough old man. i'm sure you used to talk about how much teacher pussy you used to get on a BBS, win 3.1 style.

if you're having all of this fun then hey, i'm the first to pat a fellow's back who's still in the game but if you think the way you act online brings people closer to you, then you're a fucking idiot😀

also, if you're aiming for trolling, you've had a good run but you'll be TFP.
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actually as a teen I was sort of afraid of chicks since I was both studying biology and had a mom that was a OB/GYN nurse.

You pull cattle.
 
slightlyhuman said:
i have an 02 z71 tahoe and an 02 avalon. guess what, my shit is paid off. it gets me from point a to point b and i take care of them. trust me, i pull way more pussy than you'll ever dream old man with 10 year old vehicles. i know you'll reply wanting proof but you really think i'm going to pleasure you with girls you think about fucking while you're having sex with your ex-wife?
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lol, enjoy your livestock bro.
 
alkemyst said:
actually as a teen I was sort of afraid of chicks since I was both studying biology and had a mom that was a OB/GYN nurse.

You pull cattle.
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look every one, it's a 42+ year old man acting like a child. thing is, he's actually 42.



by the way sir, my cattle that i pull, i love going to work every day 7-am-5pm. you can poke cute jokes all day, i'm happy where i'm at in life :thumbsup:
 
alkemyst said:
there is a reason I haven't been posting much at night lately. My leg got fucked up yesterday, I can barely walk. Should be ok soon. Still got to dog park for my boy today.

I am the real deal. I have not exaggerated anything of my life here, good or bad.
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Neither have I ironically enough... despite some of the trolling you've done in my threads and I kind of miss you in the garage for some strange reason. Pretty sure you've been banned from posting there.

Best of luck to you bro. Seriously. :thumbsup:
 
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alkemyst said:
there is a reason I haven't been posting much at night lately. My leg got fucked up yesterday, I can barely walk. Should be ok soon. Still got to dog park for my boy today.

I am the real deal. I have not exaggerated anything of my life here, good or bad.
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Why put it on display? There are millions of people far more successful (by your standards) than you, so why display your mediocrity? Why tell us about your car or the women in your life? Why all the pictures of getting into shape? What is it you hope to achieve?
 
Greenman said:
Why put it on display? There are millions of people far more successful (by your standards) than you, so why display your mediocrity? Why tell us about your car or the women in your life? Why all the pictures of getting into shape? What is it you hope to achieve?
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making you cry.

I win!
 
JulesMaximus said:
Neither have I ironically enough... despite some of the trolling you've done in my threads and I kind of miss you in the garage for some strange reason. Pretty sure you've been banned from posting there.

Best of luck to you bro. Seriously. :thumbsup:
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You made me afraid. lolz.
 
slightlyhuman said:
look every one, it's a 42+ year old man acting like a child. thing is, he's actually 42.



by the way sir, my cattle that i pull, i love going to work every day 7-am-5pm. you can poke cute jokes all day, i'm happy where i'm at in life :thumbsup:
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funny, yet you started this exchange. So you are the adult here?
 
slightlyhuman said:
i gave you exactly what you want, in your own thread. you're such a failure of a troll. trying too hard.

see you around in those bad ass jeans:thumbsup:
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Hugo Boss are pretty nice jeans. Looking into MEK's as well.

When you said you got more tail than me, I had no idea you meant barnyard animals though.

You go boy!
 
mizzou said:
midlife crisis / thread. 😀
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Not really, haven't really changed much. Coincidentally at 41 my salary doubled, at 40 I became debt-free...at 41, I also finally got the surgery I needed so I could return to weight lifting which I have always been active in save the past 5 year due to back to back injuries.
 
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