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Alky's thread.

alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.

I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.

But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.

Split off from the good news thread. Alky craves attention (see above.) We already know. -Admin DrP
 
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alkemyst said:
Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.

I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.

But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.
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I do not believe you.
 
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getting major attention. I crave that
That's because you have no self worth. It's evident by all your attention whore threads. Your self esteem is so low that you crave validation from others.
You have an undiagnosed mental condition. Seek help.
 
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alkemyst said:
Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.

I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.

But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.

Split off from the good news thread. Alky craves attention (see above.) We already know. -Admin DrP
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Potentially epic thread, please tell us more.
 
oldsmoboat said:
getting major attention. I crave that
That's because you have no self worth. It's evident by all your attention whore threads. Your self esteem is so low that you crave validation from others.
You have an undiagnosed mental condition. Seek help.
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I can't believe such self-centered people still exist and actually brag about it like it's a character strength. Shame on you for signing up. Shame on you for ever marrying if you weren't truly committed to your spouse and not your needs. You aren't special because you like attention. Most people do. At least some of us have self control and do what's right.
 
Do you and the wife get on well otherwise?

Surely this is something that you can both work out.
Has she always had a low sex drive? Is she on any medication that may affect her sex drive? (ironically the pill can kill sex drive in some women)
 
I'd actually really like to see an endocrine panel on you, those supplements might have sent you into some sort of imbalance (pretty common actually in middle aged men on the GNC diet)
 
Won't a divorce mess up the sale of your home?
And are you still getting your wife the $25,000 rolex she wants? What about your cars? Even if they are in your name, she will have a right to them.
 
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