It works fine as a phone still. You just have to adjust your expectations.
Yes sorry. I should have said something like "As a phone, for talking to people with your mouth, it does a so-so job at best. For everything else it is a huge pile of trash on fire."
I like the live tiles, that's pretty cool, but otherwise every day is like a test of my will not to just go buy a real device. This is my daily driver phone while I wait out a trickle down from the wife and then move on to some flagship Android device.
I hate every minute of it. The painful gap in the apps that I'm missing from Android are only accentuated by how truly awful the apps are for Windows Phone. Slacker Radio, Sucks. Their own Exchange email client, trash. Gmail, almost unusable. The highest rated podcast app is $1.99 and it is not even worth 5 cents, absolutely horrid software that I'd be embarrassed to have my name or company associated with.
Can't separate notification volume from ringer volume and no notification LED.
Internet Explorer is a huge sigh... It crashes more than female Asian drivers.
Cool things:
It has really good battery life. I can usually get 2 days out of it, but mostly because it is useless to my daily activity due to lack of apps. Again, the Live Tiles are a thing of beauty that I think someone over at Google needs to look at "borrowing". If it is laying on its back you can actually spin the phone around on a flat surface. It gives you something to do. Most phones have a bump out or something that prevents you from just spinning it. It is a $30 phone so you don't have to care much about it. When I'm done I plan to throw it down the road to see if it still works until eventually it doesn't.
I rarely receive a voice call so as a phone, I really don't care about "phones". I really wish they had a better name, it really is a UMPC. 2 weeks ago we started a remodel project and ended up covering the phone up under some plastic on a table, I lost it for about 3-4 days. This thing is so useless to me that I didn't bother to even go looking for it until my boss said he tried to call me one evening. Heh, oops.
All in all, don't expect much of anything for $30. For a backup phone, sure. As a stand-alone GPS, "maybe"? As a media player, laughable. I'm not sure who actually puts up with MP3s anymore, if that's your "thing" then you might be able to come up with some way to use this.
Oh yeah.
Get used to the word "Resuming". It appears Windows Phone (or maybe just this phone) doesn't support real multi-tasking. So say you are in the Facebook app, halfway down your feed, you click a link that takes you out to IE. When you are done with IE and go "Back" to facebook, it goes to resuming, then back to the top of your news feed instead of where you were when you left. F'ing obnoxious.
Resuming...
Cortana I think is maybe the shining jewel of my Windows Phone experience. I was surprised that while in the car it would alert me of new text message and ask me if I wanted to read it. Of course the MIC sucks so bad in this phone that I basically have to yell "YES", but, Cortana managed to get my co-worker's name pronounced correctly. This is something that even our staff can't do. Who knew.
Where was I.
Resuming ...
So if you want to try out windows phone, you like intentionally torturing yourself, or maybe you need a gag gift for someone, go for it. It's only $30.