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Apparently this is their new top of the line, give us all your money suckers, model.
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Wow, they're engineering their own hardware now!
Oooh, high performance heat exchanger. Would that be a radiator? Do you suppose their specially formulated liqud is water?
Wow, someone to install games for you. Bud what do you do when you get new games? Service call? And private servers, to insure you're only playing with other people who gave Alienware $6000 for a personal computer. Ooh, and a briefcase full of goodies, and suprises! I wonder if my dog that ran away when I was 6 is in there?
So you still get the infamous AlienCare "service" huh? I'd think they'd give ay least some sort of system by another name, just to make you feel special.... By the way, since when has Alienware been "competitive" ?
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- Alienware ALX systems feature performance-enhanced hardware to provide more speed, power, and responsiveness than ever before. High-performance hardware is carefully engineered and configured to define and deliver a brand new class of high-performance systems. Pushed beyond all previous performance thresholds, ALX systems satisfy even the most extreme need for speed.
Wow, they're engineering their own hardware now!
- Alienware?s liquid cooling technology was specifically designed for ALX systems. An evolution beyond standard air-cooled designs, it uses a specially formulated liquid and gold-plated, pure copper coolers to keep the heat generated by internal hardware components in check. Excess heat is absorbed by the liquid, which is moved away through two pumps and cooled by a high-performance heat exchanger.
Oooh, high performance heat exchanger. Would that be a radiator? Do you suppose their specially formulated liqud is water?
- Alienware ALX systems include numerous exclusive details designed to enhance your ALX experience. As an ALX customer, you can send in three of your favorite games, or purchase them from Alienware, and your ALX technician will install, update, and optimize them, free of charge. You?ll also receive exclusive access to Alienware?s game servers, which allow you to play the latest games against Alienware employees and other ALX customers in a completely private environment. In addition, ALX systems feature chrome-plated accents and offer the most unique out-of-box experience in the industry by including an aluminum briefcase filled with unique ALX accessories like a key chain, executive notepad, personalized ID card, and other surprises.
Wow, someone to install games for you. Bud what do you do when you get new games? Service call? And private servers, to insure you're only playing with other people who gave Alienware $6000 for a personal computer. Ooh, and a briefcase full of goodies, and suprises! I wonder if my dog that ran away when I was 6 is in there?
- ALX customers will receive one-on-one attention from Alienware?s highly-trained team of dedicated PC enthusiasts, who will help them with everything from deciding what components will perform best to recommending what settings their software should run on. ALX systems are backed by Alienware?s award-winning AlienCare Service Program, which includes 1-3 year warranty plans with toll-free 24/7 tech support and competitive discounts on system upgrades.
So you still get the infamous AlienCare "service" huh? I'd think they'd give ay least some sort of system by another name, just to make you feel special.... By the way, since when has Alienware been "competitive" ?