Alex Jones got spanked in court.

[Homerboy]

I find it amusing that the plaintiff's attorney advised Jones of his 5A rights and he didn't even blink. Just kept on talking lol

Man that attorney was DYING for this moment. Had to be the longest 12 days of his life waiting to drop that hammer.

 

[cytg111]

That is how I know you lied to me

"See I told you the truth, I gave them my phone..."
"And I have several different phones with that number.. and thats why he got it"
"My lawyer sent it<the phone> to you but I am hiding it OK!"
"So you got my phone but we didnt give it to you"

If that is not Trump speak... Jesus.

 

[zzyzxroad]

How many counts of perjury will he be charged with?

 

[MtnMan]

I say, that boy done gone and wrote a check with his mouth that his ass can't even attempt to cover. Couldn't happen to a more deserving shitburg.

 

[tweaker2]

Seeing him squirm like a worm is well worth the time I spent viewing his dodge the bullet comedy show considering how many hits to the face he took. lol

 

[Shamrock]

I just saw his face fill up red. After he was accused of perjury, he looked sun burned.

 

[woolfe9998]

If he ends up in Chapter 7 and behind bars because of this, I have to say
<---the schedenfreude will be strong in this one.

I make no apologies for being petty and spiteful towards this man. He has built great wealth and fame by telling one lie after another. Like Trump, he is so used to lying without consequence that he cannot stop using it as a crutch even when under oath. This why Trump never testified before Mueller. These people cannot help themselves. This is just poetic justice.

 

[fleshconsumed]

I just hope those parents get every single cent Alex Jones has and that he vanishes from public purview and spends the rest of his days in poverty having to rely on food kitchens.

 

[thilanliyan]

I just hope those parents get every single cent Alex Jones has and that he vanishes from public purview and spends the rest of his days in poverty having to rely on food kitchens.

Unfortunately there are enough gullible people to keep buying his BS.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Give him the OJ treatment. Big, big fine/settlement and make future earning part of the deal.

 

[cytg111]

Unfortunately there are enough gullible people to keep buying his BS.

To the tune on 800.000usd daily. That is INSANE.

 

[K1052]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1555209764866506754

basically:

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Hehe can’t wait for a searchable data base of all Alex Jones sms.

 

[cytg111]

I understand the J6th committee is eager to get a copy of it.

 

[K1052]

lol

https://twitter.com/x/status/1555206554156138497

 

[hal2kilo]

After Jones' testimony, plaintiff's attorney is moving for sanctions against Jones and his attorney, for violating a court order precluding him from discussing his net worth, then lying on the stand, claiming that he's broke. Then claiming he complied with all discovery requests, which he did not. Said the judge:



Not only did he perjure himself in his discovery responses, but he just perjured himself twice in court today, a fact acknowledged in open court by the judge. He's so screwed right now. B-bye dickhead.

I think he's in the "finding out" stage.

 

[dank69]

Unfortunately there are enough gullible people to keep buying his BS.

Garnish that future income as well.

 

[woolfe9998]

lol

https://twitter.com/x/status/1555206554156138497

Ah, thanks for posting that. It was just the pick me up I needed this morning. I hadn't even considered that this could cause him problems over 1/6.

PS: Seth Abramson just tweeted that the 1/6 committee has issued a subpoena for the phone.

 

[Amused]

 

[Amused]

 

[Artorias]

You got to wonder if Joe Rogan is sweating just a little bit. I guess well find out lol.

 

[tweaker2]

Alex Jones' thoughts of claiming bankruptcy must be in every thought and dream since he got dragged into court. He got pegged dead to rights and seeing him parrying his skills as a purveyor of lies against the irrefutable facts that point to his guilt is hilarious and so telling of how he relies on falsehoods to defend the for profit falsehoods he's been broadcasting.

That aside, I can't wait for the day to see Trump under oath sitting in a court hotseat just like Jones has. Can you just imagine what it would look like in the street outside the courthouse if it came to pass? Gallows galore? A pyre for roasting the hide off of him? The possibilities are as creative and endless as the lies that come out of his mouth.

 

[Vic]

The best part of Alex Jones admitting under oath that he lied to his followers for years is that they're still defending him and calling everyone else sheep.

 

[feralkid]

I just hope those parents get every single cent Alex Jones has and that he vanishes from public purview and spends the rest of his days in poverty having to rely on Dumpsters.

-fixed.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

4 million now which is sort of disappointing however another brief trial will determine punitive damages.