Alex Jones got spanked in court.

[JulesMaximus]

Jones is a lowlife scumbag. I hope he does time.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Alex Jones says men in the '60s had penises three times the size of men today.

Alex Jones tells InfoWars viewers of rapid shrinkage in men's genital size

Far-right podcaster and conspiracy theory promoter Alex Jones claims that men have penis size only a quarter of the size of their grandfathers during a segment on "gay frogs."“That’s why genitals, I don’t care if you’re black or white, are a third of the size they were of a 1960s male," he...

www.rawstory.com

Lol ... Three times? Now according to Google, in 2020 the average penis size was 5.1-5.5 inches, so we can conclude that your typical Boomer was packing a johnson about 15-16 inches long. So .. I know there are some boomers on this board, so would any of you Titans Among Men (or the women who I assume were absolutely terrified of them on their wedding night) care to confirm this?

I'm going with the many woman have, upon seeing Alex, immediately said “What a massive dick.” The bigger the dick, the smaller the penis.

it’s volume man, wider is better

 

[Thump553]

Last week several of the plaintiff families filed motions to dismiss the bankruptcy cases. They are alleging that Jones is hiding money in offshore accounts and with family members, and that the bankruptcy is a sham. Now, this week, the bankruptcy trustee himself filed a similar motion. The bankruptcy trustee is usually an attorney appointed by the court to manage the bankruptcy estate.

Alex Jones Bankruptcy Case Just Keeps Getting Weirder - Above the Law

Par for the loony course.

abovethelaw.com

Here is the motion to dismiss, which is worth a read if you want to find out what Jones is up to here. First paragraph:

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txsb.455827/gov.uscourts.txsb.455827.50.0.pdf

He spends 25 years making conspiracy claims about the federal government, then asks them to help him carry out an illegal scheme to screw over the Sandy Hook plaintiffs. This asshole should be thrown right the hell out of bankruptcy court. He can file for real bankruptcy later on when he and his companies are actually broke.

Holy sh*t. The trustee's motion will carry a lot of weight. My prediction is that the bankruptcy will be dismissed and that the court will refer the matter to the DOJ to pursue criminal charges. The bankruptcy petition and schedules are sworn statements-if they were false that's a pretty easy case for conviction. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

 

[Pens1566]

Fuck Alex Jones. Sideways. With a pine cone.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Fuck Alex Jones. Sideways. With a pine cone.

or a 60’s schlong

 

[woolfe9998]

Holy sh*t. The trustee's motion will carry a lot of weight. My prediction is that the bankruptcy will be dismissed and that the court will refer the matter to the DOJ to pursue criminal charges. The bankruptcy petition and schedules are sworn statements-if they were false that's a pretty easy case for conviction. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Yes it's highly unusual. I've never heard of a BK trustee filing a motion to dismiss a bankruptcy action.

That would be my prediction as well, including the criminal referral. Note here that in addition to the families and trustee filing these motions to dismiss, the DoJ itself has publicly commented on this filing, saying it looks like a sham filing. So they are already primed for it. If there are misstatements made under oath, he'll be prosecuted for perjury.

 

[dank69]

No bankruptcy for you:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/alex-jones-infowars-agrees-dismiss-221752097.html

 

[MtnMan]

Fuck Alex Jones. Sideways. With a pine cone.

While still attached to the tree.

 

[dawp]

jury seated and trial start today

Jury selected for Alex Jones' Sandy Hook defamation trial

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is set to face a defamation trial over his false comments that the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre was a hoax

abcnews.go.com

 

[allisolm]

I certainly hope this trial turns out well for the families. The garbage he touted was inexcusable.

 

[dank69]

I certainly hope this trial turns out well for the families. The garbage he touted was inexcusable.

I hope they take every penny he and his family have squirreled away and every penny he will ever earn again until he is dead.

 

[Roger Wilco]

I can’t really tell if this is standard batshit, or if he’s somewhat elevated.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552808949535178752

 

[dank69]

I can’t really tell if this is standard batshit, or if he’s somewhat elevated.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552808949535178752

Nah that's pretty standard.

 

[cytg111]

I can’t really tell if this is standard batshit, or if he’s somewhat elevated.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552808949535178752

Back on the coke I see...

 

[Vic]

I can’t really tell if this is standard batshit, or if he’s somewhat elevated.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1552808949535178752

I'm totally amused by the Infowars zealots claiming Jones never defamed these families or that the zealots never sent the families into hiding with their death threats. Just like with the 1/6 traitors, these right-wingers think that they can lie about the past because they expect that we are like them and have no memory of it, and thus the truth can be whatever they say it is. Unfortunately for these reactionaries, social media's memory is forever.

 

[zinfamous]

Back on the coke I see...

I would say this is actually PCP straight to the perineum, and I've seen this a few times before.

Credit where credit's due.

 

[sportage]

Yeah, every generation has their people. The wackos the generation must put up with. Eventually, they all self destruct once exposed as the bullshitters and egomaniacs that they are. The 50s had Joe McCarthy, 40s had Hitler, our generation has this Jones guy and The My Pillow guy and never forget Mike Huckabee. He's right up there too along with all the others. Their numbers are never ending and seemly they come out of the woodwork when least expected. Opportunist, only looking to feather their own nest both financially and infamously.

Now, this bullshitter Jones has declared bankruptcy. A real loser with a big mouth, until the courts called him out and then he folds like the whiny little girl that he is because.... it's all BS. Total BS from the very beginning. And yes, as amazing as it seems there are people who are attracted to people like this, and they too are total losers. People are weird.

 

[Tsinni Dave]

then he folds like the whiny little girl that he is

Don't fault little girls when it is whiny little boys that grow up to be people like Alex Jones.

 

[woolfe9998]

Jones filed for BK again today, but this time for the parent company. The filing includes detailed information about the financial status of the company.

Alex Jones files Free Speech Systems bankruptcy amid Sandy Hook trial (statesman.com)

 

[MtnMan]

Nah that's pretty standard.

standard batshit

 

[tweaker2]

or a 60’s schlong

We have an abundance of pineapples here that could do the job in a very deserving kind of way but the shlong thingy seems to be more appropriate for the situation at hand.

 

[sportage]

Don't fault little girls when it is whiny little boys that grow up to be people like Alex Jones.

I do apologize. You are right.

 

[Drach]

it’s volume man, wider is better

 

[Thump553]

Yeah, every generation has their people. The wackos the generation must put up with. Eventually, they all self destruct once exposed as the bullshitters and egomaniacs that they are. The 50s had Joe McCarthy, 40s had Hitler, our generation has this Jones guy and The My Pillow guy and never forget Mike Huckabee. He's right up there too along with all the others. Their numbers are never ending and seemly they come out of the woodwork when least expected. Opportunist, only looking to feather their own nest both financially and infamously.

Now, this bullshitter Jones has declared bankruptcy. A real loser with a big mouth, until the courts called him out and then he folds like the whiny little girl that he is because.... it's all BS. Total BS from the very beginning. And yes, as amazing as it seems there are people who are attracted to people like this, and they too are total losers. People are weird.

His bankruptcy got dismissed because of his misrepresentations to the court.

 

[Vic]

Oki's weird stories does a fun video of Alex Jones and his gay frogs. FWIW, my own conspiracy theory on that is that Syngenta paid Jones to come up with a conspiracy theory about Atrazine that was so outlandish that it would backfire and make most people disregard the worrying side effects of the widely used herbicide. I have no proof of this, but IMO it makes more sense than Jones' theory.