Advance notice to all women!!!

[StormRider]

I have this very strange feeling that I will become highly desirable within 2 to 5 years. Don't ask me why. I just have this strong feeling that it will happen.

So, I'm giving out advance notice to all women. If you want a head start at me, you'd better start now. When I become highly desireable, I will give first consideration to the women who are attracted to me now. Now, I know that I'm currently fat and physically unattractive. I know that I lack the neccessary equipment and will be lousy in bed. I know that I have a poor sense of humor and lack social skills. But if you are attracted to me now then I will know you were attracted to the "inner" me and that will make you more attractive to me when I become highly desirable in the near future.

That's all I have to say on this matter. Thank you.

Sincerely,

StormRider


Whatever you do,don't stop dreaming.

LMAO Moderator

 

[gopunk]

bwhaha

i'm sure you'll attract tons of female on at, btw...

 

[Murpheeee]

5 years is a long time......good luck

 

[hollowman]

neffer

 

[Nemesis77]

You bought one of those penis-enlargement-devices huh?

 

[bacillus]

this thread deserves a

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Well then, where do I put my application in? Actually, you sound pretty hot right now.

 

[ravanux]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.......

 

[iamwiz82]

yes, he is having his face surgically removed with a laser.

 

[TheBlondOne]

I'm not interested, but I could be your agent.

--Sarah

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Hmmm...maybe I should have checked out Storm before I married Skoorb!

 

[teddymines]

<NelsonMuntz>HA HA!</NelsonMuntz>

 

[kassy]

StormRider - In approx 2-5 Years my boobs will hit the floor, my face will be sagging in an attempt to catch up to my boobs and I will have more wrinkles than you will be able to count...
My butt will resemble cottage cheese and my legs will shake with cellulite when I breathe....
BUT my inner beauty will shine through...

So what are you doing in 5 years ?? Wanna date ?

 

[zsouthboy]

<dr. evil>Riiiiiiiiiiggghhhttttt....</dr. evil>

Dude! You're getting a woman!</steve>





zs

 

[Ns1]

so you're saying in 2-5 years you're rich uncle is gonna die and you're gonna inherit his fortune?

 

[dreamer]

LOL

 

[darkjester]

LOL! This is pretty funny... but what happens if you don't come through in 2-5 years? Oh well, you got what you wanted anyway.

 

[Cooltech2k]

LMAO..... This is an Interesting Approach I havent Seen Before...

 

[Yeeny]

Um, have we dated before? You sound really familiar.......

 

[LuNoTiCK]

LoL, this is just funny. Are you planning on working out, or just hoping the extra weight will fall off.

 

[dakata24]

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Spooner]

 

[MichaelD]

Ahahahahah! Funny stuff.



<< Yes, he's having his face surgically removed w/a laser. >>

LOL!

 

[DannyLove]

i'm saying the same thing. but mine is in 1-2 years. muahahahahhaha

danny~!

 

[TuffGirl]

StormRider, this is my serenade to you (credits to DM)

I Want You Now

• I want you now/Tomorrow won't do
  There's a yearning inside/And it's showing through
  Reach out your hands/And accept my love
  We've waited for too long/Enough is enough
  I want you now
  
  My heart is aching/My body is burning
  My hands are shaking/My head is turning
  You understand/It's so easy to choose
  We've got time to kill/We've got nothing to lose
  I want you now
  
  And I don't mean to sound like one of the boys
  That's now what I'm trying to do
  I don't want to be like one of the boys
  I just want you now
  
  Because I've got a love/A love that won't wait
  A love that is growing/And it's getting late
  Do you know what it means/To be left this way
  When everyone's gone/And the feelings they stay
  I want you now

*le sigh*