Advance notice to all women!!!

StormRider

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Mar 12, 2000
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I have this very strange feeling that I will become highly desirable within 2 to 5 years. Don't ask me why. I just have this strong feeling that it will happen.

So, I'm giving out advance notice to all women. If you want a head start at me, you'd better start now. When I become highly desireable, I will give first consideration to the women who are attracted to me now. Now, I know that I'm currently fat and physically unattractive. I know that I lack the neccessary equipment and will be lousy in bed. I know that I have a poor sense of humor and lack social skills. But if you are attracted to me now then I will know you were attracted to the "inner" me and that will make you more attractive to me when I become highly desirable in the near future.

That's all I have to say on this matter. Thank you.

Sincerely,

StormRider


Whatever you do,don't stop dreaming.

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kassy

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StormRider - In approx 2-5 Years my boobs will hit the floor, my face will be sagging in an attempt to catch up to my boobs and I will have more wrinkles than you will be able to count...
My butt will resemble cottage cheese and my legs will shake with cellulite when I breathe....
BUT my inner beauty will shine through...

So what are you doing in 5 years ?? Wanna date ? ;)
 

zsouthboy

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Aug 14, 2001
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<dr. evil>Riiiiiiiiiiggghhhttttt....</dr. evil>

Dude! You're getting a woman!</steve>



:D

zs
 

Ns1

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Jun 17, 2001
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so you're saying in 2-5 years you're rich uncle is gonna die and you're gonna inherit his fortune?
 

darkjester

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Aug 14, 2001
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LOL! This is pretty funny... but what happens if you don't come through in 2-5 years? Oh well, you got what you wanted anyway. :p
 

LuNoTiCK

Diamond Member
Jan 7, 2001
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LoL, this is just funny. Are you planning on working out, or just hoping the extra weight will fall off.
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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Ahahahahah! :D Funny stuff.



<< Yes, he's having his face surgically removed w/a laser. >>

LOL!
 

TuffGirl

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Jan 20, 2001
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StormRider, this is my serenade to you (credits to DM)

I Want You Now
  • I want you now/Tomorrow won't do
    There's a yearning inside/And it's showing through
    Reach out your hands/And accept my love
    We've waited for too long/Enough is enough
    I want you now

    My heart is aching/My body is burning
    My hands are shaking/My head is turning
    You understand/It's so easy to choose
    We've got time to kill/We've got nothing to lose
    I want you now

    And I don't mean to sound like one of the boys
    That's now what I'm trying to do
    I don't want to be like one of the boys
    I just want you now

    Because I've got a love/A love that won't wait
    A love that is growing/And it's getting late
    Do you know what it means/To be left this way
    When everyone's gone/And the feelings they stay
    I want you now
*le sigh* :D
 

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