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Aaaarrrghhh.. the 9 key keeps typing 999999 (lmao, what timing)9's at random

DrPizza

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
9I believe I have another keyboard or two in the corner... this one's not usb, so I can't just hot swap it out.. (actually, 9there's more like 20 of them in the c9orner) Soooo.9 I need suggestions for the destruction of this one. I was just 9about to smash it on my desk, but thought I'd leave it up to you guys to be more creative.

So: most creative 9way to destroy a k9eyb9oard? 99999999999999999999999
9(F9vckin 9's) 2 weeks ago, the 9 key was broken and I couldn't type a 9 to save my life. No I can'9t get rid of the 9dam9n thi9ngs. It's like my 99ke9y99boa9r9d 9999999999 is getting even 9with m9e9 f9or banging on the (sure, 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
 
take a pocket knife and pop the 9 key out and try messing with the rubber thinga-ma-jig under neath.
 
let's try again..

Chose the demise of my keyboard...
Best suggestion that I can do wins...

Pics will be provided later this week after I destroy it.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
9I believe I have another keyboard or two in the corner... this one's not usb, so I can't just hot swap it out.. (actually, 9there's more like 20 of them in the c9orner) Soooo.9 I need suggestions for the destruction of this one. I was just 9about to smash it on my desk, but thought I'd leave it up to you guys to be more creative.

So: most creative 9way to destroy a k9eyb9oard? 99999999999999999999999
9(F9vckin 9's) 2 weeks ago, the 9 key was broken and I couldn't type a 9 to save my life. No I can'9t get rid of the 9dam9n thi9ngs. It's like my 99ke9y99boa9r9d 9999999999 is getting even 9with m9e9 f9or banging on the (sure, 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Throw it off somewhere high, or beat someone over the head with it till it snaps in half.
 
I had an MS keyboard do that to me about 3 months ago. It would insert random letters and spaces into everything I typed. I just tossed it and bough another.
 
already tried the obvious pop the key off idea....
no go...... can't fix it.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
let's try again..

Chose the demise of my keyboard...
Best suggestion that I can do wins...

Pics will be provided later this week after I destroy it.
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Trioxane Compressed Fuel. Think of it as low temperature thermite.... 😀
 
I always pop off the keys and save them. Save them for what? Not sure. They could make some pretty cool arts & crafts stuff one day.
 
Originally posted by: FleshLight
I ca9ll9 sh99e9ns!!99!919!!9
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It's not shens... every once in a while, I'll make it through a paragraph or two... then it'll go nuts with nines for a while. <whew, it's behaving for a minute here... I almost pressed the key though> 9999999999999999999
FVCK! There it goes again, whi9le9999999999999999999999 I reached99 for 99the mouse to click on "reply to topi9c9"
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
9I believe I have another keyboard or two in the corner... this one's not usb, so I can't just hot swap it out.. (actually, 9there's more like 20 of them in the c9orner) Soooo.9 I need suggestions for the destruction of this one. I was just 9about to smash it on my desk, but thought I'd leave it up to you guys to be more creative.

So: most creative 9way to destroy a k9eyb9oard? 99999999999999999999999
9(F9vckin 9's) 2 weeks ago, the 9 key was broken and I couldn't type a 9 to save my life. No I can'9t get rid of the 9dam9n thi9ngs. It's like my 99ke9y99boa9r9d 9999999999 is getting even 9with m9e9 f9or banging on the (sure, 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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In todays episode of "MAN VS MACHINE...."
 
Originally posted by: jst0ney
put it in the oven
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well, 9I( have the ability to do that, but... I don't want my house filled with9 9toxic smoke.

This sucks. I've gotta reboot with9 a new keyboard. 99 You're only seeing about 1/10 of the nines... I'm editing out tons of them to make it as close to readable as possible. Wow, this sentence is a new record of no nines... how long can I go. lallalalalalalalaa.. Still no 9's. Crap. I hit the nine.
 
light it on fire, stuff the insides with something flammable, pour gasoline all over, and light it

of course, do it all outside 😛
 
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