Aaaarrrghhh.. the 9 key keeps typing 999999 (lmao, what timing)9's at random

[DrPizza]

FS/FT keyboard that likes to randomly insert rows of nines.

Hmmmm..... smashed it upside down half a dozen times... woke my son up. I think that actually may have fixed it! Still, it needs to be taught a lesson 😉

 

[Wallydraigle]

Tie it to a cow and then tip the cow on top of it. Have someone hold it in front of their face and then whack it with a baseball bat. Get another and tie them to your feet and go skiing on them. Slip it into a sky diver's parachute pack. Use it for as a +3 shield the next time you LARP. Carry it into a nice restauraunt, talking to it like it's your date. Make your side of the conversation more and more heated as the evening progresses and eventually smash it on the table in a fit of rage, then scrape up a handful of the pieces and run out yelling, "I'm sorry baby!"

 

[yhelothar]

It's trying to get you to make .9999999999999999999999999999 = 1 threads 😉

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Tie it to a cow and then tip the cow on top of it. Have someone hold it in front of their face and then whack it with a baseball bat. Get another and tie them to your feet and go skiing on them. Slip it into a sky diver's parachute pack. Use it for as a +3 shield the next time you LARP. Carry it into a nice restauraunt, talking to it like it's your date. Make your side of the conversation more and more heated as the evening progresses and eventually smash it on the table in a fit of rage, then scrape up a handful of the pieces and run out yelling, "I'm sorry baby!"

Hmmmmmmmm...... that might be amusing 🙂

 

[simms]

ebay it as a haunted keyboard. profit.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Have someone hold it in front of their face and then whack it with a baseball bat.

Or better yet, try to break it across someone's head.

Don't forget to miss and bust their nose though.


9999.

 

[Black88GTA]

OM9G, GEE9K SN999OW9SHOE9S!!!!1!11!9!9!!19