Aaaarrrghhh.. the 9 key keeps typing 999999 (lmao, what timing)9's at random

[DrPizza]

9I believe I have another keyboard or two in the corner... this one's not usb, so I can't just hot swap it out.. (actually, 9there's more like 20 of them in the c9orner) Soooo.9 I need suggestions for the destruction of this one. I was just 9about to smash it on my desk, but thought I'd leave it up to you guys to be more creative.

So: most creative 9way to destroy a k9eyb9oard? 99999999999999999999999
9(F9vckin 9's) 2 weeks ago, the 9 key was broken and I couldn't type a 9 to save my life. No I can'9t get rid of the 9dam9n thi9ngs. It's like my 99ke9y99boa9r9d 9999999999 is getting even 9with m9e9 f9or banging on the (sure, 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

 

[Shawn]

Unstick the 9 key, dumbass.

 

[KLin]

take a pocket knife and pop the 9 key out and try messing with the rubber thinga-ma-jig under neath.

 

[DrPizza]

let's try again..

Chose the demise of my keyboard...
Best suggestion that I can do wins...

Pics will be provided later this week after I destroy it.

 

[Siva]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
9I believe I have another keyboard or two in the corner... this one's not usb, so I can't just hot swap it out.. (actually, 9there's more like 20 of them in the c9orner) Soooo.9 I need suggestions for the destruction of this one. I was just 9about to smash it on my desk, but thought I'd leave it up to you guys to be more creative.

So: most creative 9way to destroy a k9eyb9oard? 99999999999999999999999
9(F9vckin 9's) 2 weeks ago, the 9 key was broken and I couldn't type a 9 to save my life. No I can'9t get rid of the 9dam9n thi9ngs. It's like my 99ke9y99boa9r9d 9999999999 is getting even 9with m9e9 f9or banging on the (sure, 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Throw it off somewhere high, or beat someone over the head with it till it snaps in half.

 

[CrackRabbit]

I had an MS keyboard do that to me about 3 months ago. It would insert random letters and spaces into everything I typed. I just tossed it and bough another.

 

[DrPizza]

already tried the obvious pop the key off idea....
no go...... can't fix it.

 

[FleshLight]

I ca9ll9 sh99e9ns!!99!919!!9

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
let's try again..

Chose the demise of my keyboard...
Best suggestion that I can do wins...

Pics will be provided later this week after I destroy it.

Trioxane Compressed Fuel. Think of it as low temperature thermite....

 

[quakefiend420]

drop it some kind of acid...or blow it up(always a classic)

or some sort of flamethrower maybe...

 

[EyeMWing]

I always pop off the keys and save them. Save them for what? Not sure. They could make some pretty cool arts & crafts stuff one day.

 

[t3hmuffinman]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
I ca9ll9 sh99e9ns!!99!919!!9

:thumbsup:

 

[Mo0o]

Can you clean it up and donate it?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Karate chop it, or get a fat person to sit on it. Oh yeah, and get videos.


*Edit* 99999

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
I ca9ll9 sh99e9ns!!99!919!!9

It's not shens... every once in a while, I'll make it through a paragraph or two... then it'll go nuts with nines for a while. <whew, it's behaving for a minute here... I almost pressed the key though> 9999999999999999999
FVCK! There it goes again, whi9le9999999999999999999999 I reached99 for 99the mouse to click on "reply to topi9c9"

 

[Shawn]

STFU and D I A F

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
9I believe I have another keyboard or two in the corner... this one's not usb, so I can't just hot swap it out.. (actually, 9there's more like 20 of them in the c9orner) Soooo.9 I need suggestions for the destruction of this one. I was just 9about to smash it on my desk, but thought I'd leave it up to you guys to be more creative.

So: most creative 9way to destroy a k9eyb9oard? 99999999999999999999999
9(F9vckin 9's) 2 weeks ago, the 9 key was broken and I couldn't type a 9 to save my life. No I can'9t get rid of the 9dam9n thi9ngs. It's like my 99ke9y99boa9r9d 9999999999 is getting even 9with m9e9 f9or banging on the (sure, 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

In todays episode of "MAN VS MACHINE...."

 

[aplefka]

Shens and a half... 9

 

[alien42]

i say go for the classic - run it over with your car

 

[Formerly Radeon Guy]

try making hammer meet keyboard

 

[TitanDiddly]

Shens. 9 of them.

 

[jst0ney]

put it in the oven

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Originally posted by: Formerly Radeon Guy
try making hammer meet keyboard

Were you banned?

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: jst0ney
put it in the oven

well, 9I( have the ability to do that, but... I don't want my house filled with9 9toxic smoke.

This sucks. I've gotta reboot with9 a new keyboard. 99 You're only seeing about 1/10 of the nines... I'm editing out tons of them to make it as close to readable as possible. Wow, this sentence is a new record of no nines... how long can I go. lallalalalalalalaa.. Still no 9's. Crap. I hit the nine.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

light it on fire, stuff the insides with something flammable, pour gasoline all over, and light it

of course, do it all outside