A triumph of mind over...er...matter

[jmgonzalez]

That nurse is probably on myspace now crying that she didn't get a guy aroused while she played with the goods. You must have never had a massage done where it just rises up.

BTW - hope everything is OK and I loved how you wrote out the experience

 

[FoBoT]

:music:

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun, no no no
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's going to throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
(Dead dead dead) dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

(Come on everybody out there, sing along ok?)

(Dead dead dead) dead puppies
(Dead dead dead) dead puppies
(Dead dead dead) dead puppies aren't much fun

(One more time for rolling resca)
Dead puppies
Dead puppies

:music:

 

[edro]

Baseball. Football. Hockey. Dead puppies. No, dead, putrid, rotting puppies. With little bloated bellies. Betty Davis in a g-string. Ex-governor Gray Davis in a g-string. Great Charlie Sheen movies I?ve seen this week. Jessica Alba naked. No no no, dammit!!! More Betty Davis in a g-string required, stat! Greek mathematical equations I?ve never solved.

LOL! Nice story!

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
:music:

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun, no no no
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's going to throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
(Dead dead dead) dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

(Come on everybody out there, sing along ok?)

(Dead dead dead) dead puppies
(Dead dead dead) dead puppies
(Dead dead dead) dead puppies aren't much fun

(One more time for rolling resca)
Dead puppies
Dead puppies

:music:

I've heard that song before - who sings it?

 

[FallenHero]

I love these stories.

 

[alkemyst]

I hated wood in class then getting called to the board or to stand up to recite what you wrote.

Once I knew the chicks also found that funny in a way; it became not so bad.

Avoiding wood it hard when your junk is in the hand of a hot chick even 30+ esp. if you started some conversation already to break the ice.

I think it's just as awkward for the nurse or *edit* the doctor...my doc is a female, not the most hottest woman...but in some situations if I wasn't married, i'd accept.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

11/10

 

[drum]

I would hate to be in that situation but i'm sure i eventually will

 

[thomsbrain]

haha, good post.

 

[quakefiend420]

should have let it go, might have gotten a happy ending