Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: Devine
I think images of Janet Reno would of worked a little better
You have your fantasies, I have mine.
.. .. . . .. . not uh!
.. .. . . .. . not uh!
Babbles
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The few times I have been checked, I have had the opposite reaction and my boys turtle right up inside me. It's like a type of hermaphroditic reaction. Of course all of the people who have handled my tender giblets, none of them have been attractive women.
I'm sure it wouldn't have offended her if your systems went into engaged mode. I'm sure it happens all the time.
(Uh, this story was about avoiding the Rocket, not the Propulsion, right?)
(Uh, this story was about avoiding the Rocket, not the Propulsion, right?)
mrSHEiK124
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Wading through the endless array of analogies and silly metaphors, I'm guessing you began to pitch a tent during an ultrasound that was being done by a cute technician, but got control over yourself with thoughts of people in g-strings who don't even belong in the same sentence as the word "g-string."
:thumbsup: Hope the UTI doesn't cause any complications or anything.
:thumbsup: Hope the UTI doesn't cause any complications or anything.
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alkemyst
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get out more...then doctor visit done by a hot chick will be routine.
I had a UTI once in my 20's, they say in males it's rare unless they engage in an@l sex regularly. I wasn't doing that regularly and was married. Turned out I was majorly dehydrated.
I had a UTI once in my 20's, they say in males it's rare unless they engage in an@l sex regularly. I wasn't doing that regularly and was married. Turned out I was majorly dehydrated.
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can't you just say "Nurse, can you step back for a moment, I think I am getting an involuntary erection!"
newParadigm
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I received a warning from the mods for something I posted a couple of weeks ago. I've been banned before, and was only brought back by the good graces of the mods. I don't want to push my luck.
Sorry you didn't like the story.
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Now that you mention it - my legs were twitching, although not for the reason you might think. I wore my legs out at the gym yesterday, and they are really sore and twitchy today. Every time she moved the probe, I think my legs jerked a little.
BrunoPuntzJones
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Heh yeah it's pretty much KY, I had one done on my lower abdomen. 4 women techs doing it. That warm squishy stuff squeezed all over the area. The warm, smooth, wand thingy. Yup, boner town indeed. I really have a feeling they call extra people in just so they have a chance to see the goods.
Though I really think it's probably so there are witnesses in case a patient were to try to claim harassment, or the other way around.
Cause you know the first thing they do when they sedate you for surgery is call everyone in to look under your gown
Though I really think it's probably so there are witnesses in case a patient were to try to claim harassment, or the other way around.
Cause you know the first thing they do when they sedate you for surgery is call everyone in to look under your gown
So you were able to to accomplish what most men learn by (or at least during ) their first high school dance.
) their first high school dance.
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Originally posted by: illusion88
So you were able to to accomplish what most men learn by (or at least during
Yeah - I'd like to meet the high school boy who is able to stop spontaneous wood.
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: illusion88
So you were able to to accomplish what most men learn by (or at least during
Yeah - I'd like to meet the high school boy who is able to stop spontaneous wood.
Hell i'm almost 30 and spotaneous wood still happens.
STEP AWAY!!!??? I'd get in trouble cause I'd have an involuntary action happen.....
I'd put my hand on the top of her head.....
Funny story.....proud that you kept it in control brother.
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